When you’re in the on-ramp and they’re not letting you merge on the highway.
“They will answer to the King of Gondor.”
Downshifts valiantly, brap brap brap, merges.
“You will suffer me.”
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
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Where was Gondor when the zipper merge failed?
One does not simply drive into Mordor.
For when you need a shifter that might just kill someone in a crash.
Angearil, Shift of the West
The heel-toe again shall be King
If you're brave enough
Well now I need to pull it out, but I don't think your gearbox would like that very much
are you brave enough?
I mean at least it's flared so nobody will present to the ER with an entire car up their ass.....
Looks at your car
"No more than a broken heirloom"
All fun and games until somebody notices the groove in the road behind you.
Looks more like a barb, so once you're on you can't get off
Anduril.
Reminds me of the phallic tattoo on Brock Lesnar's chest.
"Strange automobiles distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!"
Higher quality version
Ahh Carsil
It has been reforged
Excalicar, of the High Ways
And they that can shift into the 6th gear shall be named King of the Road!
Joystick in a car? Genius!
'Murica
Sword + manual transmission not a bolt action automatic….
Americans like their cars like their school supplies. Fully automatic.