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[–] [email protected] 165 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's the line of best fit, not the line of good fit

[–] macarthur_park 39 points 1 month ago

Line of “least bad” fit

[–] merari42 10 points 1 month ago

Best Linear Unbiased Estimator

[–] [email protected] 132 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That was a joy. Thank you for sharing

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Check this shit out (fig 1).

Lmao there's so much gold. I got frustrated for him while reading it.

[–] Benjaben 10 points 1 month ago

That line, and then just by instinct going to Fig 1, and seeing its caption...incredible lol

[–] credo 7 points 1 month ago

I had a hard time reading. Could not stop laughing enough to get past the fourth paragraph. Sides hurt, would not recommend.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Germanium My Ass

[–] CodexArcanum 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Going into physics was the biggest mistake of my life. I should've declared CS. I still wouldn't have any women, but at least I'd be rolling in cash.

Honestly, there wasn't all that much cash to roll in and there's less all the time now. Plus, if you think busted equipment is bad, wait until I tell you about inheriting legacy code.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

From what I heard, the guy actually did change to a CS major shortly after writing this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This relation between temperature and resistivity can be shown to be exponential in certain temperature regimes by waving your hands and chanting "to first order."

for some reason this is the line that got me

[–] negativenull 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One Line to rule them all
One Line to find them
One Line to bring them all
and in the data bind them

[–] _stranger_ 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

One line best-fits all

[–] merari42 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Machine Learning enthusiasts: Why settle for linear regression when you can deploy a Gradient-Boosted Random Deep Neural Net Surface Vector Cluster that consumes the entire power of Iceland to trace a perfect ∞-dimensional hypersphere around those blue points? Overparameterization is the future!

[–] reinei 18 points 1 month ago

Fine! I'll use a second order polynomial to fit this instead. But that's the last order I'm willing to go to!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago
[–] badbytes 15 points 1 month ago

Oh, it's trending up. That's progress!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, some students of mines actually put some figure like that in al lab report...

[–] Whelks_chance 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You asked for a line, they gave you a line, what more can be asked for?

We used to intentionally add wrong data to our datasets so we could circle it afterwards, declare it "outlying data" and gain the extra points for spotting and documenting it.

I'm not bitter about my formal education, honest...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We used to intentionally add wrong data to our datasets so we could circle it afterwards, declare it "outlying data" and gain the extra points for spotting and documenting it.

Nice trick!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If you're having proportion of explained variance problems I feel bad for you son,
I got ninety nine problems but a fit ain't one.

(⌐■_■)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Dat spread tho

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I don't know why you get credit at all; I do all the work. - Excel

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Looks like a successfully trained learning model, to me. (Sarcasm)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

They'll also try to linear fit even the most obvious exponential curve.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

How can you argue with a word like "best' anyway ;)

[–] yesman 4 points 1 month ago

And if that doesn't work, there's always factor analysis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Probably minimal surface ellipse.