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[–] krashmo 78 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

How many of you disgusting perverts beat your meat standing up? I feel like this could be another version of the 'wiping with toilet paper' debacle where those on the standing and sitting sides can't comprehend how the other does it.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

are you telling me that some people wipe with toilet paper after they stand up?

[–] Zacpod 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

About half, it seems. Shockingly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I use bidets...but standing is objectively worse.

Jesus, how many wipestanders do I know?

how many have I been treating like regular people all these years.

bathroom habits you never thought you would hear about epitomized here:

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0O3ljAcdMQ"

[–] Toneswirly 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A worldly man is ready for any scenario. Sitting or standing; it makes no difference.

[–] krashmo 5 points 3 weeks ago

When duty calls, we answer

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta switch it up sometimes.

[–] Wizard_Pope 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Whats wrong with doing it standing up though?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It is suboptimal. Should be done while on your knees with your forehead on the ground.

[–] errer 12 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes, the tentpole method

[–] Wizard_Pope 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] morphballganon 5 points 3 weeks ago

Not typically, but, you know, it's happened before

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Hey, Kill La Kill is not hentai :(

[–] gmtom 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

NGL, whenever some weeb is like "Nooooo the point was a deeply metaphorical statement that clothes are imperialism!" or whatever bullshit they're on I just roll my eyes, like when some dork start talking about how Silent needs to breathe through her skin.

It's okay to like to look at girls fighting in fetish gear, women are pretty. I mean, I'd suggest looking at women doing it if you're over a certain age, but Japan gonna Japan on that.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

It's one animation from it.

[–] LowtierComputer 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My son, let Google guide you to Zone-tan.

[–] devilish666 37 points 3 weeks ago
[–] stupidcasey 9 points 3 weeks ago

That video really helps families cum together.

[–] robocall 8 points 3 weeks ago

So relatable

[–] Bristlecone 8 points 3 weeks ago

Holy shit, wtf 😂

[–] Exeous 7 points 3 weeks ago

I laugh to snort. So funny.