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[–] krashmo 78 points 2 months ago (5 children)

How many of you disgusting perverts beat your meat standing up? I feel like this could be another version of the 'wiping with toilet paper' debacle where those on the standing and sitting sides can't comprehend how the other does it.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

are you telling me that some people wipe with toilet paper after they stand up?

[–] Zacpod 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

About half, it seems. Shockingly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I use bidets...but standing is objectively worse.

Jesus, how many wipestanders do I know?

how many have I been treating like regular people all these years.

bathroom habits you never thought you would hear about epitomized here:

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0O3ljAcdMQ"

[–] Toneswirly 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A worldly man is ready for any scenario. Sitting or standing; it makes no difference.

[–] krashmo 5 points 2 months ago

When duty calls, we answer

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Gotta switch it up sometimes.

[–] Wizard_Pope 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whats wrong with doing it standing up though?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It is suboptimal. Should be done while on your knees with your forehead on the ground.

[–] errer 12 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the tentpole method

[–] Wizard_Pope 7 points 2 months ago
[–] morphballganon 5 points 2 months ago

Not typically, but, you know, it's happened before

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Hey, Kill La Kill is not hentai :(

[–] gmtom 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

NGL, whenever some weeb is like "Nooooo the point was a deeply metaphorical statement that clothes are imperialism!" or whatever bullshit they're on I just roll my eyes, like when some dork start talking about how Silent needs to breathe through her skin.

It's okay to like to look at girls fighting in fetish gear, women are pretty. I mean, I'd suggest looking at women doing it if you're over a certain age, but Japan gonna Japan on that.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

It's one animation from it.

[–] LowtierComputer 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My son, let Google guide you to Zone-tan.

[–] devilish666 37 points 2 months ago
[–] stupidcasey 9 points 2 months ago

That video really helps families cum together.

[–] robocall 8 points 2 months ago

So relatable

[–] Bristlecone 8 points 2 months ago

Holy shit, wtf 😂

[–] Exeous 7 points 2 months ago

I laugh to snort. So funny.