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[–] krashmo 78 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

How many of you disgusting perverts beat your meat standing up? I feel like this could be another version of the 'wiping with toilet paper' debacle where those on the standing and sitting sides can't comprehend how the other does it.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

are you telling me that some people wipe with toilet paper after they stand up?

[–] Zacpod 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

About half, it seems. Shockingly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I use bidets...but standing is objectively worse.

Jesus, how many wipestanders do I know?

how many have I been treating like regular people all these years.

bathroom habits you never thought you would hear about epitomized here:

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0O3ljAcdMQ"

[–] Toneswirly 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A worldly man is ready for any scenario. Sitting or standing; it makes no difference.

[–] krashmo 5 points 3 weeks ago

When duty calls, we answer

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta switch it up sometimes.

[–] Wizard_Pope 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Whats wrong with doing it standing up though?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It is suboptimal. Should be done while on your knees with your forehead on the ground.

[–] errer 12 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes, the tentpole method

[–] Wizard_Pope 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] morphballganon 5 points 3 weeks ago

Not typically, but, you know, it's happened before