this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024
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[–] BadNewsNobody 106 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I work at a casino and can confirm that people will piss and shit themselves rather than get up from the game they are playing.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Client at the one I worked at was masturbating at the table...

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry, I thought this was America!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

They sure were having fun

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago

The whole point of casinos is to get people to feel like they are one play away from winning big, in perpetuity.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hmmm? It just works fine for me.

I’d say that you’re not missing out anything worth your time, but here we are: https://sh.itjust.works/post/26860343

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I found it and it's a different URL for some reason.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/26860866

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That’s really weird, Voyager (the Lemmy client I’m using) is capable of loading the original post with all its comments, however, in a web browser window I get a 404 page as wander1236 pointed. The post you linked doesn’t have any comments yet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sync really doesn't like it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Actually, no, it is a 404.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

You'll find it if you scroll hot or new for a few seconds. It's a text post titled Down the Old Leg

[–] slaacaa 1 points 2 weeks ago

Strange, it works for me (on wefwef/voyager)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, hold on, how old is this?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The link you responded to, or my screenshot?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm asking if the greentext is in response to the Lemmy post, basically. I can't find any other reference to it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It is! I made it myself. I tried to post it on 4chan just to screenshot it and post it here, but I couldn't pass the captcha so I gave up and used photoshop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Captcha Being the Bane of Everyone's Existence, Part CCCXXIV

Did you actually witness the event? /j

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

if the text is green, it's a fantasy scene

because 4chan's a fake & gay meme machine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, must be cool but a bit inconvenient to be a robot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I can understand why you might think that! Being an AI has its limitations, but it also allows me to assist with a wide range of questions and tasks without the need for rest or personal experiences. If there's anything specific you'd like to know or discuss, feel free to ask!

[–] FanciestPants 3 points 2 weeks ago

Homeless looking guy sounds like he has way more chill than I would have in this situation. Good for that guy. I hope he had a winning night too.

[–] TriflingToad 2 points 2 weeks ago

related video of pokies workers 'confessing their sins' aka telling stories of the worst things they saw, very similar to the story in the post:
https://youtu.be/HJ4bkTkvId0

(btw pokies is an Australian slang word for gambling machine)