It is a moral good to take a job with a Republican door-knocking operation run by a loser billionaire and just pretend to work without doing anything. Lie to them and say whatever you need to make them think you're excited for the job, then just don't do it. You'll probably get fired, but you'll do a service for democracy by taking up space and/or siphoning some ill-gotten funds from bad people. And it's a short enough gig it will never be noticed if you don't put it on your resume.
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I wonder what safeguards they would have to stop someone from taking their money and then going around and canvassing for Harris?
Their lists are going to be targeted at likely Republicans, so they wouldn't have much value to Harris. Apparently there's GPS logging, so you either fake that or maybe can find some Democratic houses in the same neighborhood.
Actually, you probably could get a fair amount of traction by going to those houses and just saying shit like "they thought they could beat Trump on January 6th but once he's back in office, he's promised to pardon the J6 patriots and send the justice department and military out to get even with the traitors that tried to take him down." Just remind people of the worst shit Trump has said and done in a way that doesn't associate you with the Democrats.
You could even have a bad response ready for each issue, like how "he's going to fix inflation with tariffs, because it was those other countries disrupting supplies that made inflation, so we'll tax the stuff they bring in to teach them a lesson." Anyone who agrees with you was probably a lost cause, but there will also be quite a few who find your pitch deeply unappealing. And best of all, you could use real Trump quotes to make the whole thing legit.
You'd probably get fired if anyone finds out, since I assume there's a script and/or talking points you're supposed to follow. But they clearly aren't keeping close tabs on the actual work being done, just locations, so who knows.
Yeah, you might be able to pull that off, but you'd have to really deftly manage to be both unsettling enough to make less extreme Republicans exasperated with Trump while not being so obviously bad at outreach that someone calls the campaign to complain. Though the truth is so out there there's a lot of room for just being "passionately offputting" where a short-staffed operation might just assume you need a reminder about the script.
As someone who grew up in Christian-Nationalist churches and circles, just dress like a Jehovah's Witness or like a young Ben Shapiro. Even if someone does call to complain, they will describe 70% of the people there and they'll probably address it as a gentle reminder to all the canvassers in a meeting rather than one on one. At which point someone more right-wing will stand up for everything because they actually believe every one of the policies are good things, and everyone will think they were the problem, not you.
Hmm I'm a technically registered as Republican (registered 15+ years ago, and I never bothered to change it) and I've done some android programming, I know how to spoof my location...
I'm in central Florida. In 2016 and 2020 there were plenty of trump signs and shit all over. Today, Except for one billboard on i-275 complaining about grocery prices, there's really nothing. Enthusiasm for Trump, even among his diehards, has seriously waned.
I understand it too. I felt the same way about Biden before he dropped out. Yeah, I was still gonna vote for him but... I certainly wasn't gonna be over the moon to do so. Compared to kamala who I'm actually happy to vote for. The Republicans schlonged themselves I think.
I'm in PA and a lot of parts are still pretty hot for Trump (lots of big signs, every conversation is an opportunity for them to talk about their undying devotion, etc.). That is NOT to say that it's unwinnable, but we really need to put the pedal on to keep the pace, since the default answer here is leaning back toward Trump.
Edit: That said, we're one of the most important swing states this cycle, so not surprised things are just more political in general.
I just drove from Orlando to Atlanta and was surprised to see a bunch of Harris billboards. I only saw one trump one and it was in Atlanta actually lol. He is not well liked here in the city so idk why they wasted money on that.
There is no lie too petty for these weirdos
Is there a business in selling fake polling data to political campaigns? They spend so much money on all this shit. I need to figure out a way to get money out of politics.
Probably, but you'd have to build your name as a reputable pollster (maybe by hiring pollsters from actually reputable polling companies) before turning to this or no one will buy your fake polls.
While no one is knowingly paying for fake polls, there is big money to be made in sketchy, rigged polls. Partisan polling firms have been doing it for decades.
I'm fairly certain it's no coincidence that a a lot of low quality polls from less than reliable polling firms started bumping numbers up for Trump. And right around the time that someone dropped 30 million into the betting markets to shift the odds to favor Trump. And that both of these coincide with the ramping up of Musk's involvement.
Lololololololol
I'm shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked...
Wow, how funny. Elon really wants to help trump win, but he's too lazy to even make sure the work is being done. He's busy scrolling on twitter. But that's just how these jerks are. 🤷♂️