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[–] HomerianSymphony 136 points 2 months ago (5 children)

One always lies, and the other also always lies.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

One always lies, the other never tells the truth.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

One always lies, and the other also always lies.

One knows how you die, and the other knows when.

[–] ummthatguy 11 points 2 months ago
[–] stupidcasey 7 points 2 months ago

Wait? Are you the one who always lies? In which case do both always tell the truth? But that would mean you always tell the truth so both must always lie……..but that would mean you always tell the tr…. Maybe IM looking at this wrong so you say they both always lie but that would mean you always lie, or dose it? What if you never tell the truth? The opposite of always is never and the opposite of lie is truth is lie so you never tell the truth and you always lie, in order to break the paradox I choose this truth.

[–] Rednax 2 points 2 months ago

And they both claim they did not yet have any treats today.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've seen this one before, they shoot lasers if you're unworthy

[–] javasux 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow, what a horribly inefficient use of floor space that staircase is

[–] ummthatguy 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

To a degree. Kitchen to the back left, likely powder bath or storage closet toward the left foreground, dining table directly behind, living room to the right, and just enough walking space between it all.

[–] ummthatguy 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Chekhovs_Gun 4 points 2 months ago

Yes! This is exactly what i thought of!

[–] hOrni 31 points 2 months ago

You can not enter. You need to do some sort of side quest before they let you in.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bashnagdul 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy 22 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Welcome traveler. Your quest begins here.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

In the name of all that is good and holy, do not go down that staircase

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Are you the key master?

[–] nifty 10 points 2 months ago

That’s a scene from a B horror/thriller

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

They are guarding the Goa'uld in your basement!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

"Come play with us..."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Unbenounced to the human, he started walking down the creaky staircase. The air became bitter with a chill in the air. He began to open the large door which sealed away ancient secrets, the more he turned the knob the secrets started to leak out as the anticipation arose with every second. The door at last slamed open and unleashed a curse, that punshed evey soul who was within the stronghold. It was a 3 week old unchanged litter box 💀💀💀.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This is obviously a quest

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

When they're making a movie and someone suggests this, they get shut down because it's not believable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Now you are ready to enter... the Gungeon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Godric 2 points 2 months ago

Answer ye, these questions three...