Didn't even get him orange Julius?
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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It would go excellent with his salads he loves so much.
Better hope he doesn't ask where Fanta comes from
Fanta originated in Germany as a Coca-Cola alternative in 1941 due to the American trade embargo of Nazi Germany
What's Germany? What's America? What's Coca-Cola? What's an embargo? What's Naziism?
What’s Germany?
Well, that one he knows at least! He fought with the Germanic tribes, who he notes came from a land called Germania.
Germany old AF no cap fr fr.
Not really. The existence of a unified German nation-state is less than two centuries old. Sure, there was a place called "Germania" by the Romans but it was just a name for a place and the categorisation of all Germanic tribes as essentially one barbaric people was just racism on the part of the Romans.
Just like even though the word "America" is twice as old as the United States, and just because that label was adopted by that country doesn't mean the country is as old as the label.
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Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
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Give him one of these useful knife blocks:
Oh, I might have to get one of these.
Too soon.
That's the Asterix version of Caesar, specifically. Wonder if it's an official product, or fan made?
I found it here:
http://craziestgadgets.com/2013/03/22/julius-caesar-knife-block-beware-the-knives-of-march/
But it seems it was based on a sculpture which was sold on Amazon (and is currently out of stock):
https://amzn.eu/d/cUAPjYx
Who nose?
Personally, I'd love to learn enough of the latin he spoke to be able to present him with a bottle of Cesar salad dressing and then tell him how many millions of people think of it when they hear his name.
“It’s named after a guy from Mexico, but they put your face on the bottle”
An Italian guy who opened a restaurant in Mexico catering to Americans because the United States had banned alcohol.
Oh I’d just serve him a beverage consisting of vodka, tomato juice, clam juice, and hot sauce. After explaining the three ingredients he has no access to I’d tell him the name of the beverage before saying that he’ll kinda have it coming
Turns out he’s allergic to oranges dies you take his place to preserve the time line but forgot he gets stabbed 23 times the next day.
oranges? in fanta?
unless you mean he's allergic to the colour orange
Get your hands on some german Fanta. It's the ~~good~~ slightly less shitty stuff.
The color difference alone says it all:
gross, fanta is supposed to be orange, not yellow. Who thought making a drink taste like a plant was a good idea, drinks are supposed to taste like chemicals and colors.
The one on the right looks similar to Orangina (available in the US).
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"Where's my Orange Julius"
DAMMIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE ALREADY MADE THAT COMMENT
Me with a time machine:
Imagine the Europeans met a significantly further developed native civilisation .. Like steam engine level. That would have been interesting.
Years of Rice and Salt by Kim Stanley Robinson. Minus the Europeans, mind.
The Europeans didn't have the man power to defeat the Aztec Empire that fast but as an empire, the Aztecs made enemies and all these enemies united with the Europeans to defeat their common enemy, not knowing what would come next. Similar stories in north America with some first nations allying with the Europeans against their old enemies.
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Unfortunately it was Chris Chan’s Fanta.
C’mon! That should be an Orange Julius!
Or at least a Caesar salad
Had one for the first time since I was like... 14? I'm 41. Drank it down. Started great. I've never felt so sick after something. Apparently I'm too old for this. I miss being a kid.
Render unto Caesar the Fanta that is Caesar’s.
I'd give the ottoman empire (and by association the axis) modern weapons in WW1
You mean the Central Powers.
For all we know, that may avert WWII. WWI was less of a clear cut good/evil fight.
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If I ever successfully create a time machine, I'll put Wednesday before Thursday. Just for the luls
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Why on earth would you do that?
Too see what happens? If it ends up worse then I could always just go back and stop myself
You fool, now he will want more! And if you don't get him his sugary fix, it won't be a Fantastic day for you.
"Hey Jules, you should get an MRI. Those seizures might be a tumor. It could kill you."
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