Programmer Humor

Is this Godot?

Someone is trying to re-create the virus from Snow Crash

Thanks, I hate it.

Haskell will probably come with some of these predefined, what with ∀ already being an alias for "forall" and so on.

I interviewed someone once who had sublime set up to use emojis in place of keywords. The only one that made me actually chuckle more than groan was using the 💩 emoji for catch.

You need to use a language with powerful macros (like LISP) so you can avoid English entirely.

This is glorious. I so need to try something silly like that at work...

I think that's how you summon actual demons

I know one extremely burnt out dude who would absolutely try it

what language is that

it looks like an unholy fusion of Python and Rust

One big problem is font size. Smaller features of many scripts like CJK are barely visible, and this example shows the same problem.

Feeling mischievous?

Python 3.12.6.
>>> 𒁎=3
>>> 𒁎**𒁎
27

#include <iostream>

int main() {
  int 𒇤 = 2;
  std::cout << (𒇤 + 𒇤) << std::endl;
  return 0;
}

$ ./a.out
4

touch 𒇤.java
nvim 𒇤.java

public class 𒇤 {
 public static void main(String[] args) {
    System.out.println("LMAO");
  }
}

Which one of you is gonna trying translating this?

this doesn't hold a candle to APL:

sudoku←{⎕io←0       ⍝ Whitney/Last
    p←{(↑⍵)∘{(⍺∨.=⍵)/⍳n×n}¨,⍵},(n*÷2){⍵,⍺⊥⌊⍵÷⍺}¨⍳n n←⍴⍵
    m←{(⊂⍵)⌈(⊂⍺=⍳⍴⍵)×(1+⍳n)~⍵[⍺⊃p]}
    (⍴⍵)∘⍴¨⊃{⊃,/⍺ m¨⍵}/{(⍸⍵=0),⊂⊂⍵},⍵
}

> keywords still written in English
bruh.wav

Okok.. Does this make sense? And if so, how long did it take you to write this?