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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's just a permit not a license which means for the first 6 months, he can only fuck monsters while with a licenced monster fucker to supervise.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

And in daylight.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

Oooh, right, the permit. The permit for monsters, the permit chosen especially to fuck monsters. Monsters fucker permit.

[–] _tinker_ 32 points 1 month ago

"Oh yeah, we're all coming together."

[–] PugJesus 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't help but feel this is topical

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s a PSA, gotta have a license in the UK

[–] Xanthrax 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You have to have a license to have sex with Prince Andrew now?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy shit I'm reading drag comment history and I think I found my new spirit animal

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is your username a reference to Hexcorp?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Nah, it's my own sort of brand name. Hexagon's my favourite shape, N3T = network, stylised. Also made my own original logo! Split into REDH3X, GRNH3X, BLUH3X, CYNH3X.. etc.

[–] ultrahamster64 11 points 1 month ago

Me when I hear something in the closet

[–] Viking_Hippie 9 points 1 month ago

Tumblr is leaking again..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

What's the best place to find monsterfuckers to date? I'm not one but my ex was, and she was insatiable.