this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel personally attacked.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm In This Photo and I Don't Like It

[–] c0mbatbag3l 4 points 2 years ago

Same, bro. Same.

[–] Chickenstalker 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As we grow older, our circle of friends becomes smaller. This is natural. For most people, their largest number of friends will be at school/college/military due the nature of the environment. Once you leave, your friends will be your co-workers, housemates, neighbours. As you grow older, many of them will die off. Eventually, you will be left alone, save for your spouse and children. Such is life.

[–] CYCLR 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, where do I claim my spouse and children?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's only available to players that joined pre-2000's. You just go to your profile under rewards and you should see the marital lootbox. You should also recieve a "#1 Parent" cosmetic.

[–] CYCLR 1 points 2 years ago

Yup, joined pre 2000's. I think I have a bug, all I see is "social anxiety" on the list, whatever that means.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 2 years ago

See I was in the bargain spouse bin, but I came with free frogurt so I had that going for me and now my wife is chock full of potassium benzoate

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This hit me so hard my phone screen cracked

[–] c0mbatbag3l 3 points 2 years ago

Oops, sorry mate.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At best these are pewter years

[–] c0mbatbag3l 4 points 2 years ago

Best I can do is rusty iron years.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If these are my golden years I can’t imagine what shit is waiting for me in the future

[–] c0mbatbag3l 2 points 2 years ago

You can always go up?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I didn't have any friends in school, high school or college and of course I wouldn't break the tradition even if I knew how to

[–] c0mbatbag3l 2 points 2 years ago

Keep it going strong!

[–] Creyapnilla 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

From geek to geek, the transition is complete.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

[–] miked 8 points 2 years ago

This hits me in the feels.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maury the results are in you are the geek father lady jumps up I told you bitch I told you

[–] c0mbatbag3l 1 points 2 years ago

crowd goes wild

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Oh. It's me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I found my people.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 6 points 2 years ago

Good news is that you're almost certainly not the father.

[–] PabloPicasshole 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what years are supposed to be golden?

[–] c0mbatbag3l 2 points 2 years ago

Well none... Clearly lol

[–] ArchmageAzor 2 points 2 years ago

Golden as a golden shower