It's funny because everyone I know that's worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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Apple is Ohio?
Skibidi.
OK Zoomer
Isn't skibidi alpha's thing?
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Disrespectful young whippersnapper
Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.
You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.
Just killed a man...
Put an iPhone against his head,
pulled my trigger
Now he's dead
Was he holding it wrong?
Israeli parts
Never said otherwise
I wasn't arguing; I was furthering your point.
Honestly surprised they still underpay versus the industry standard. And still overwork to death. They're so profitable, they could drop all that behavior. They're a cult that has to legally allow people to leave or they'd probably just enslave them. Can't even use their products anymore, knowing that.
Yeah that's generally how past tense works
Conversely, I know numerous people that continue to work for other companies.
Instructions unclear, made a delicious dessert
Exactly as ordered. Good job, private.
I used to really like an apple turnover. Warm, with cream
I love 'em just like that. In my family, they're a lovely occasional treat, especially around new year's since at least one of my parents doesn't like the locally traditional oliebollen.