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[–] yesman 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should never adopt a pet you can't care for, and this mother was wise to foresee the vet bill for this high-maintenance kitty.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mom needs to increase her defense budget

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

At least 3% of GDP!

[–] wetsoggybread 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why do I feel bad for A: an anime tank and B: a tank

[–] PugJesus 35 points 1 month ago

Because there are no bad tanks, only bad crews

[–] MrMxyztplk 19 points 1 month ago

Ever watch Ghost in the Shell? I felt bad for some tanks in that show. Especially this one.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Poor tanko needs a forever home.

[–] Diplomjodler3 20 points 1 month ago

He just needs to find a Ukrainian farmer.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Erectile Dysfunction

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Can we take a moment to recognize how amazingly detailed and authentic the tanks are drawn in that show.

Totally unnecessary for the story, but the tank nerd fan service is much appreciated.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We should really open a shelter for sad cases like this. Little tankos like that deserve love and attention like any of us. Maybe we could have some land out back where volunteers could play with them once in a while to keep their spirits up and their barrels warm, especially during the cold seasons.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

oh that's why police have tanks, they're just a retirement home.

[–] leekleak 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Found an old DeviantArt post which seemingly mentions the original source. The source seems offline, though.

This is the source mentioned there: http://kissanime.com/Anime/Ground-Defence-Mao-chan-Sub/Episode-016?id=56590

[–] einlander 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] momocchi 5 points 1 month ago

that synopsis is peak dumb anime i might have to watch this sometime

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Ravioli ravioli, give the stray tank a good home-i