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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by FlyingSquid to c/tenforward
 

I haven't been this frustrated in ages. You know whatever the reference was, he got it completely wrong.

"Sydney is so crazy, it's like when Mr. Spock got his liver stolen by Cardassians!"

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[–] lgmjon64 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're eating the tribbles, they're eating the Alpha 177 Canines.

[–] EmpathicVagrant 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They protein resequenced Porthos, they protein resequenced Spot, they’re protein resequencing the non-sentient beings aboard the ship!

[–] lgmjon64 5 points 2 months ago

What I won't do is take in two hundred thousand Bajorans who could be Maquis... I have been watching this migration. And I see the people. I mean, they're men. They're mostly men, and they're strong men. These are physically young, strong men. They look like prime-time soldiers. Now it's probably not true, but where are the women?... So, you ask two things. Number one, why aren't they fighting for their world? And number two, I don't want these people coming over here.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We're all going to assume that this guy actually made a coherent, relevant, intelligent or even sensible comment that had anything anywhere remotely related to Star Trek?

[–] FlyingSquid 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Of course not. That's exactly why I want to know.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's more upsetting, if he used it as an insult, or if he made an insightful and knowledgeable reference?

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When has he ever said anything insightful?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When he called DeSantis Meatball Ron. It's true. He's a meatball.

I couldn't explain it, but it's a fact.

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[–] ChicoSuave 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The only thing Trump probably remembers that's Star Trek themed is "Beam me up Scotty", which he probably said instead of calling her a space cadet. His generation thinks space is a fantasy land of rocks and nerds.

[–] LesserAbe 16 points 2 months ago

I bet this was it. James Trafficant was a congressman who used to end his speeches by saying "Beam me up" which I understand was a way to say "this shit is crazy / out of this world"

[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I'd say Trump was the right age for the demographics when Star Trek TOS aired. He would have been 20.

It's just that he would have no interest in a socialist utopia full of diversity and equality, including (mostly, it was the 60s) gender equality and where you talk things out first rather than come in guns blazing.

He's against all of that.

And he probably wouldn't be able to take it when Kirk got the pretty girl and he didn't because TV is reality to him.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are plenty of “anti-woke” Trekkies these days, so I’d say cognitive dissonance ran rampant back then too.

[–] Kiernian 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That probably shouldn't seem as weird to me as it does but I swear, 50% of the more vocal population of star trek online are far right folks.

I mean, people miss the point of fight club too, but that's only two hours long...

[–] JustZ 3 points 2 months ago

Should not surprise at all. Just look at right wing christians.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

He saw TOS as a warning of the future!

[–] Madison420 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He went to military school, Ensign Ricky is a pretty common reference to being both unknown and totally expendable.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Surely he said "I'm sorry, " which is a clear reference to the episode Measure Of A Man during the moment where Riker had to forcibly disable his friend while removing his forearm.

[–] FlyingSquid 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking maybe he was quoting Garth of Izar, who said, "silence! The chatter of inferior weaklings wearies me." He may have also quoted Garth and said, "you're the only woman on this planet, you stupid cow!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a fair assumption. Though he may have quoted The Gorn by staring menacingly with an open mouth and lumbering towards an opponent.

[–] FlyingSquid 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could be. He did that before.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"can't we just do that volcano mind meld thing that Vader does?"

Edit: it should have been Kardashians

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

All of y'all are wrong. He screeched "FEmAleS" like a Ferengi.

[–] taiyang 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's probably a Pakled quote, trying to appeal to his base.

[–] FlyingSquid 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We look for fake electors to make the MAGA go.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He is smart! The smartest! Everyone says that he is the smartest.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

"look at his hat!"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I hate Sidney. She's coarse and rough and irritating, and she gets everywhere."

[–] TexasDrunk 19 points 2 months ago

My assumption is that he said something like "It all sounds like made-up Star Trek bullshit."

[–] peopleproblems 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have no doubt it was "Resistance is futile."

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 2 months ago

I imagine that's what he says to any woman he's alone in a room with.

[–] stoicmaverick 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ya, but you just know that he pronounced 'futile' with a silent "I" sound, instead of ī like you're supposed to.

[–] milliams 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I can't tell if people are saying 'futile' or 'feudal'.

[–] taiyang 6 points 2 months ago

Resistance is feudal? Sounds like a peasent uprising.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The screencap cuts off the content in the document embedded in the tweet.

[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It does, but it never says what the reference was either way. You can see that from what wasn't clipped.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but the reading comprehension for folks with reading disabilities still makes it very difficult.

[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 7 points 2 months ago

Beautiful! Thanks.

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[–] edgemaster72 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Are we sure he wasn't just fumbling with buttons on the phone, making a series of beeps that they thought was a reference to Pike in The Menagerie?

[–] FlyingSquid 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Should we lie and say the election was stolen, sir?"

"He says yes."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Beep beep.

"Double yes!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I'm going out on a limp and just assuming that he accidentally quoted Quark or the rules of acquisition. And because he said something so random, baseless, and/or sexist there was an assumption that he was quoting trek on purpose.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear 7 points 2 months ago

He did the Vulcan salute but with his arm fully outstretched at a 45 degree angle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (6 children)

What are the dark mode tags?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Black highliter.

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