Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
I found this on https://substack.com/@haleywrotethis/note/c-71169526
Apparently the original artist is on Etsy. https://www.artbyelowyn.com/shop/i-stop-for-ducks-bumper-sticker
I live with some ducks. They're pretty great. They give me eggs now, and poop. So. Much. Poop.
I miss fucks with ducks from reddit. At least we have Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart!
But you stop twice as fast for Dix.
What about Geeses?
A+ Slogan for DuckDuckGo
Much respect. I'd have a bumper sticker on the other side that says "I stop for turtles" too.
Yay, duck safety