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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago (4 children)

My body is Water Temple:

  • Pain
  • Pain
  • Pain
[–] PugJesus 13 points 5 days ago
  • Constantly changing footwear
[–] owenfromcanada 6 points 4 days ago

Hydration levels vary wildly by the moment

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago
[–] Narauko 3 points 4 days ago

The environmental music just keeps increasing in tempo and I can't find the next geyser of air bubbles.

[–] Sanctus 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Definitely somewhere between a druidic grove and a mystery ruin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I have a Catholic friend who says she treats her body like a temple — full of red wine and guilt

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Mine is a temple that was recently fire bombed by religious extremists.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I wanna know how to get that classically sculpted perfection while keeping the wine consumption at heroic levels

[–] PugJesus 6 points 4 days ago

Have you tried wrestling a lion?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Depends entirely on age of you ask me, if worshipped that way too long, you will end in ruins (which is surprisingly accurate)

[–] davidgro 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I think I used to be an Aztec Pyramid, but I'm becoming a Mosque, and rapidly heading toward the ruins.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

My body is a temple

I only use the highest quality of cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago
[–] frickineh 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm a mosque. The loud noise is usually, "damn it!" when I do something incredibly graceful, like walk into a wall or accidentally throw my phone across the room.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I was thinking more of my stomach rumbling at random times

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Greek temples were gaudily painted and decorated in bright colors.

Also they were used as wealth deposit, sort of like banks.

I mean that might lead me to view my body as a Greek temple, however experience has shown I'm not the best vessel for precious metals.

[–] captainlezbian 5 points 4 days ago

Druidic grove for sure. Fire temple is a close second. So I guess I’m just a really holy forest fire

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

My body is a temple to Dionysus.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Fire temple I guess. Ruined one, for a mix of center and bottom right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

If these are the standards, my body is a waffle house that got closed by the chain and is still operating without permits or branding.

[–] Jyrdano 3 points 4 days ago

Its funny that the picture for mosque is Hagia Sophia, which was originally an orthodox christian church.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Druidic Grove and synagogue, mildly mysterious ruin. Relaxation, lots of hair, out of shape, B! O! O! K! S!, how does this thing still operate?

[–] Etterra 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A Harsh Wasteland

  • Surrounded by a vast emptiness interspersed with venomous, toxic, and dangerous lifeforms.
  • Featureless horizons and overcast skies denying any way to escape.
  • A nice, quiet place to lay down and wait for the inevitable end to come.
  • A convenient opportunity to reflect on the comically meaningless futility of a cosmically insignificant existence. Also funny memes. And that embarrassing thing you did middle school.
[–] PugJesus 3 points 4 days ago

Surrounded by a vast emptiness interspersed with venomous, toxic, and dangerous lifeforms.

Ah, Australia

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Apparently I'm a synagogosque

[–] devfuuu 2 points 4 days ago

Druid is best.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Mine is a Mosque.