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[–] [email protected] 144 points 1 month ago (6 children)

No units -> my brain reads those numbers as ages...

Those elves are too young to be dating.

[–] Opisek 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Going by which lore though. In D&D 5e, Elves reach adulthood by 100 years of age.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whichever one is funniest.

So... Keebler.

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[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If anyone is interested, here is the original (I think):

[–] PugJesus 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lmao that's much more perfect than the version I posted

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think not, I like the anime version

[–] BigPotato 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Anime woman looks more mad though. Like I wouldn't want to turn my back on her after the picture. Real person looks on the verge of tears. Less like she's going to kill me, therefore less attractive.

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[–] Etterra 34 points 1 month ago

Women: I only date TALL men!

Tall men:

[–] Cossty 10 points 1 month ago

Isnt 188 cm just barely 6'2? Not 6'4.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Finally a height meme where I can understand the heights given

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What heights?

I don't see any heights mentioned.

[–] FilthyShrooms 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No height, just a very old couple

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I immediately thought they were talking about weight.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago

Weirdly, I thought years. Like these were elves or something.

I've been playing too much D&D, I need to spend some time in the real world.

[–] OCATMBBL 33 points 1 month ago

I assumed a vampire anime.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of a Billy Crystal joke.

105 year old man and his 99 year old wife go to the judge to ask for a divorce.

"Are you sure that you want a divorce at your ages?"

"Yes, your honor, we haven't been happy for a while and it's time to end things."

"Why did you stay together for so long?"

"We were waiting for the children to die."

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[–] rhacer 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

6'6" (247.5 Oreo Cookies for those of you who use that measurement). My wife is 5'1" tall.

When I was growing up my mom would always say "the tall girls are going to love you!" Every tall girl I ever asked out shot me down in flames.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I am 5'5" I have been flirted with by a surprisingly high number of near or above six foot women. The weird part is that most of them have known damned well I have the emotional capacity of a irate toaster in a research facility. Also I only get that they were flirting years later.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

For anyone else using reasonable units that's 198,12 cm and 154,94 cm respectively.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (15 children)

for everyone who actually uses metric, that's 198 cm, and 155 cm respectively :)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that's too many significant figures

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

This post is lit because of the cm measurements.

[–] solrize 13 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Height in centimeters? I don't entirely get this.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 month ago (11 children)

It's what most of the world uses. Tea-ville and Yeehawland are the only two that typically use imperial still.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

We don't even use the same type of imperial either

If France could just lie for a few years and say that they're adopting the British system, it might persuade us to finally metricise properly out of spite and I'd be extremely grateful to them

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (8 children)

In Germany, we usually express height in meters and centimeters, like 1 meter 58 or 1 meter 88.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not just tea-ville, but former tea-ville colonies also measure human height in feet and inched. And former tea-ville colonies make up a large portion of the human populace.

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[–] Rolando 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Height in centimeters?

Yeah, it's in centimeters. 158 cm is 0.000853132 and 188 is 0.00101512 in nautical miles, if that helps any.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Alternatively, as a smaller scale, 158 cm and 188 cm are only 0.01727909011373578 and 0.020559930008748905 football fields, respectively. Hope this helps.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yeah I had to read it twice to figure it wasn't years. And I use metric, so I know exactly how tall these two are but for some reason it didn't click on the first read

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

It would be easier if it was 1.88 and 1.56 :)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I think the anime picture adds to it. I thought it was about the "my witch girlfriend is actually 500 just in a childs body so its not pedophilia"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It doesn't help that they didn't state their units.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's nothing. Without a unit those are just numbers. A can of coke isn't 12, it's 12floz.

Or so my metric companions don't shit themselves in their panic-induced rage at the sight of imperial units, a coke can isn't 355, it's 355mL.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'll accept the lowercase L (in my East Coast based US education we were taught liters should always be capital L, but that seems to either be flat-out incorrect or have fallen out of fashion), but googling images of the cans shows me no space between the number and the unit.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I hadn't even noticed that you didn't put a space between the number and the unit. Looking it up online, the Bureau international des poids et mesures states that a space is to be used in front of all units, except for °, ' and ". Dropping the space is very common though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's cool to learn the official guidelines; thanks for doing the legwork here!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

No, in feet, they're actually giants.

[–] captainlezbian 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Practice using metric. Not kidding, as an American it’s sometimes frustrating but most things are available in metric and there is a quite large convenience factor

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[–] wreckedcarzz 11 points 1 month ago

A difference of ~11" 4/5ths, or about 6' 2" vs 5' 2". 📐

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