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It's not even something I think about tbh

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I'm sorry it troubles your mind so much that you had to make a post about it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Actually female poop is different from male poop.

Source: I've never seen a woman before but I'm pretty sure female poop smells like strawberries.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You can't talk about lady poops, it will get reported.

We can only talk specifically about gentlemen poops and non-binary poops, and any gender whose poops I'm not being inclusive of (sorry, I don't know everything).

[–] Etterra 6 points 1 week ago

I dunno, my fiancee taught me that "period poops" are a thing. I'm not 100% sure what that means other than that the air freshener mysteriously burns out once a month.

[–] norimee 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And yet here you are, making a shitpost about people and their shit...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not what it looks like.

[–] terminhell 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you think that suggestion will arouse me, you're mistaken.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I did not think that, until now...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You don't really give a shit about people taking a shit?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In regards to this shit, I shit you not.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I make shit happen, with coffee ☕ :-)

[–] DocMcStuffin 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But they could be shitting right next to you! Menacingly!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How does one shit menacingly?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Taco Bell is usually involved.

[–] Cryophilia 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't understand why we have segregated bathrooms at all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, womens bathrooms have to be clean with flowers and a nice smell and mens bathrooms have to be outfitted with pissoirs and toilet bowls (optional).

But to be serious, i thinks it's a good idea since they create little safe rooms across public space. Not as safe as other options but safe enough to get a little bit of space.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

womens bathrooms have to be clean with flowers and a nice smell

I used to have to clean women's restrooms. I wish this were the case. Occasionally I'd have to scrub blood off the ceiling. I've come to the conclusion they used to hold a fight club in there.

[–] Vandals_handle 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My experience as a janitor while in college, later in life as a youth sports fields director, corroborated by friends who work for state parks; men's bathrooms more vandalism/breakage, women's bathrooms more bodily secretions on floor, walls and ceilings.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

We really shouldn't be talking about women's secretions, it'll get the post reported.

[–] Vandals_handle 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only a problem if you feed them to your cat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh how the turns have tabled, now we feed women to pets?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's not nice to kink shame. 😜

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Blood on the ceiling is a sign someone was shooting up in the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Probably bc of bears, or sth i dunno.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Well I'm not: Get adequate fiber and hydration everybody! Stay regular.