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[–] [email protected] 88 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

saying "shalom" or "namastey" or "hola" as a non-native speaker was an irritating "hip" thing to do when that movie came out, and that's a scene where Peter Parker is trying repeatedly to be "hip" and failing spectacularly.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

wait is it genuinely irritating to sprinkle in greetings/thanks/you're-welcomes in other languages cuz i do that a lot cuz i like learning new words πŸ₯Ί

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Unfortunately you are not allowed to speak in tongues outside of those you were born into.

Also nice username.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

🍽️ hmmm

[–] SmilingSolaris 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Same... Do people hate me?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

As someone that does this...

People say I'm irritating but endearing.

So take that as you will.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

yea, it's irritating by way of inconvenience, especially in monocultures like the states, but it isn't wrong or a "bad" behavior, so go for it.

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[–] Protoknuckles 172 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I always read symbiote spider man in this movie as Parker with the confidence to act how he thought would be cool. And he thought it would be cool to answer the phone in an unexpected way.

[–] [email protected] 122 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's exactly what it was. He wasn't supposed to be cool, he was doing what he thought was cool. I don't understand how people watch the part of him walking down the street finger gunning everyone and miss that.

[–] FenrirIII 2 points 46 minutes ago (1 children)

It's like his inner id running loose

[–] [email protected] 1 points 30 minutes ago

Is the symbiote the horse or the rider?

[–] someguy3 70 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] PunnyName 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

This wasn't just a quirk of Burns, but a joke about his age:

Alexander Graham Bell initially suggested that the standard greeting when answering a telephone should be "ahoy", but instead "hello" (suggested by Thomas Edison) was adopted.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Perhaps Thomas Edison's greatest crime.

[–] ace_garp 1 points 2 hours ago

I still think we should switch over to Italian answering:

"Pronto!" == 'ready'

[–] taiyang 58 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Ya know, given recent events, certain people have made me aware that I often say shalom, call my baby daughter "bubby" and use other words like "schlep" and "schvitzing," as though Yiddish was evil. They are, of course, assholes.

Natural, I'll continue to use those words because I was raised on Mel Brooks movies, especially Men in Tights, which is a goddamn classic.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Many Yiddish words like "schlep" are so mainstream that it doesn't even register with me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Isn't that one Dutch?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Yiddish and Hebrew are far older than and used by those who don't support current events. It's like the German language getting demonized in the US (and probably elsewhere) around the world wars; the language didn't do anything, but people make assumptions of the speakers of those languages.

[–] VelvetStorm 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't bubby mean grandmother?

[–] taiyang 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

So apparently it can be both Grandma and baby, and I have no idea why. I did double check, though.

[–] samus12345 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

"Bubbe" only meant grandmother originally. The "baby" meaning almost certainly comes from it being a false cognate with the English word.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago

I could have sworn I watched this but I don't remember the plot of the movie, let alone whatever this is. I feel like the only thing I remember from it was him telling the girl to make him different cookies.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

He looks like an emo twink and his daddy dom just told him he's been a very naughty boy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

fuck you. you're totally right and I hate it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago

To me it looks like what I thought Macaulay Culkin would look like when he was older instead of what we got.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 43 points 22 hours ago

The symbiote keeps kosher, doesn't it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Holy shit it's real, that's fucking hilarious LMAO.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago