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I always read symbiote spider man in this movie as Parker with the confidence to act how he thought would be cool. And he thought it would be cool to answer the phone in an unexpected way.
That's exactly what it was. He wasn't supposed to be cool, he was doing what he thought was cool. I don't understand how people watch the part of him walking down the street finger gunning everyone and miss that.
It's like his inner id running loose
Is the symbiote the horse or the rider?
Ahoy hoy.
Mushmushi!
C Montgomery Burns?โฝ
This wasn't just a quirk of Burns, but a joke about his age:
Perhaps Thomas Edison's greatest crime.
I still think we should switch over to Italian answering:
"Pronto!" == 'ready'