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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (3 children)

After the first round they didn't check every single device they own? Of course, what's the chance it happens again!

[–] Streetlights 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

That poor Hezballah logistics guy who was boasting about the amazing discount he got only a few weeks ago...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

"Bulkrate discount! Use promo code ISRAELISAWESOME to get an additional 15% off!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

You bet your ass they're tearing everything apart in a panic now, at least. Which might be a reason to stop at two devices and save the new shekels.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 3 points 3 months ago

Shall we check all the remaining beepers?

Nah, discard them and switch to portable radio. They won't get us a second time.

[–] Streetlights 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

RIP Hezbollahs procurement team.

[–] slaacaa 18 points 3 months ago

240918_Hezbollah_Supply Chain Challenges 2025 outlook_UPDATED_v2.pptx

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ncd gains another prophet (this was posted to r/ncd yesterday)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, NCD has a spooky track record, regardless of platform. You know what happens to prophets.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Prophets increase profits?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Holy moly, next will be game consoles and air conditioning units. I would like the honor of starting this rumor in Arabic and Urdu.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

for now it's handheld radios, more pagers, solar energy systems and laptops

[–] Streetlights 15 points 3 months ago

Tomorrow they will declare electricity is haram.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Done. The Hebrew Hammer flies at midnight.

[–] emmie 5 points 3 months ago

Removing balls from Islamic extremists is a key to this girls heart

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Won't somebody think of those poor, harmless terrorists in the Jihad Council?!?!1

[–] obre 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And also the children and innocent bystanders inevitably maimed and wounded when detonating thousands of explosives in densely populated urban areas. Fuck them too, right

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fuck them too, right

Did I say "fuck those terrorists on the Jihad coucil" or did I say "think about those terrorists on the Jihad Council"?

Take your time with your answer, reading seems to be a challenge for you 🫶

But on that note; do terrorists typically stop engaging in terrorism when there may be collateral damage?

Israel does not, and neither does Hezbollah or Hamas🤷

So why shame one and not all the others? Be better.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

They were in the way and became a threat after the initial attack

[–] Madison420 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah we'll ignore that this type of attack is specifically illegal just about everywhere in every court, even ironically Israeli courts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Brought to you by Motorola 😉

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Sorry but those looks like Midland radios (: