this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2024
296 points (91.8% liked)

memes

10311 readers
2249 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to [email protected]

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

Sister communities

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Crackhappy 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you think about it, a soy vanilla latte is a three bean soup.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately, neither vanilla nor coffee beans are actual beans

[–] polysics 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Vandals_handle 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] polysics 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All memes and jokes aside it's really good stuff if you can find it at your local grocery store. It has a recipe on the back and comes with the seasoning in the bag. Just add meat and some veggies.

[–] Vandals_handle 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of my fall recipes is lentil soup with carrot, onion, celery and garlic. I think the same would work well here. Any other suggestions?

[–] polysics 3 points 1 month ago

Actually that 15 bean soup has a few lentil varieties in it already.

Also look up Tuscan bean soup, that's a good one too.

And of course a hearty chili WITH BEANS because that's the best kind of chili and I'll fight anyone that says otherwise.

And for a dessert treat try Japanese red bean soup. It's a great winter dessert.

[–] markstos 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

OP hasn’t met 17-bean soup yet.

[–] Vandals_handle 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm afraid of rejection because they're way outta my league. I will quietly adore them from afar.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look at that troglodyte over there, admiring our delectable bounty of assorted beans

[–] Vandals_handle 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I live a sorted life, you have assorted beans, we are not the same.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 5 points 2 months ago

Beanless hooligan. SHAME

[–] beansbeansbeans 3 points 1 month ago

Shhhh you can't let all the beans out of the bag

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I don't think he knows about 17-bean soup Pip

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We need to address this gap in bean coverage. Where are the two-bean salads?

[–] Vandals_handle 16 points 2 months ago

Two-bean or not two-bean, that is the question;

  • William Shakespeare, Ham and Beans Soliloquy
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A burrito bowl with both black and pinto beans would be lit, and probably not that strange for a vegetarian.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I always get both beans in my burrito bowl. Why settle for only one bean bowl?

[–] Vandals_handle 2 points 2 months ago

I've made three bean chili with black, pinquito and navy beans.

[–] Noite_Etion 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a pitcher, I serve up plenty of beanballs, so I know good beans when I see them. Bean-Bay Beans. They're the beaniest.

[–] Vandals_handle 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Didn't I see you in the movie Beaneyball with Billy Beane?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why salad variety of beans after Heinz. You can get five bean baked beans too.

[–] Vandals_handle 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What makes prepared beans a salad or not? Beans are a starch, but were not included in the cube rule for foods. Is there a soup, stew, or salad rule for beans? I've subscribed to Deconceptualist's Bean Facts in tho hopes of learning such things. With study perhaps someday I can reach beanlightenment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Beans are a starch

Beans are more than that. Beans/legumes/pulses are, as the children's song suggests, magical (even if they are not fruit).

They can take the place of meat or other proteins, like in a stew/chili/curry, a proteiny topping on rice/pasta, slabs of tofu, or even as a sandwich stuffing (falafel in pita, black bean burger in bun, peanut butter in a sandwich, filling in a burrito).

They can take the place of starch, as in a bean porridge or baked beans in some circumstances.

They can act as a green vegetable, as green beans or edamame or peas.

They can be a handy ready-to-eat snack, like peanuts or wasabi peas.

They're a sweet filling for desserts, like peanut butter or peanut brittle or whole peanuts in chocolate bars, or Chinese red bean paste, or all sorts of Vietnamese and Thai dishes.

Even on the non-food side of things they're excellent high protein feed for livestock, green "manure" for nitrogen fixation in soil, and useful for production of various industrial chemicals and materials.

[–] Vandals_handle 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What it feels like to chew 5Beans

[–] Vandals_handle 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is estimated that there are well over 400 different types or varieties of dry beans grown throughout the world.

https://ontariobeans.on.ca/types-of-beans/

[–] Vandals_handle 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish to subscribe to Bean Facts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] BugleFingers 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There is an urban legend of the rare 6 bean salad....

[–] Vandals_handle 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] BugleFingers 2 points 2 months ago

7 BEANS LATER

[–] Katana314 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don’t understand. I see more than 6 beans in all of those containers.

[–] BugleFingers 2 points 2 months ago

No no, it was the associated number of beans that were all super long, then just cut into smaller bits so they'd fit in the jar.

[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Those are completely different beans. Those are the gross nasty beans. Get those beans outta here.

[–] Vandals_handle 2 points 2 months ago

What's with the beankeeping?

[–] Vandals_handle 2 points 2 months ago

Still better than Lima beans

[–] beansbeansbeans 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What about Everybean Bagels?

[–] Vandals_handle 3 points 2 months ago

Toasted and spread with with Philadelphia creme bean?

[–] captainlezbian 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Vandals_handle 2 points 1 month ago

Aye, aye Captain

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] hOrni 1 points 2 months ago