this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Just get off 4chan

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At least 14 hours of 4chan per day.

[–] reka 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How can you have a healthy life without dosing yourself heavily with misanthropy, a misplaced sense of elitism and cultural references which alienate you from people in real life

[–] InternetCitizen2 3 points 1 week ago

Maybe its annon's job?

[–] Matriks404 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I would love to try to do a 100% healthy lifestyle, but then I would have no free time for hobbies and socializing.

There's too little fucking time to do everything and yet I have it a lot more than average people.

[–] FoxyGrandpa 30 points 1 week ago

Hobbies and socializing are a huge part of a 100% healthy lifestyle

[–] ThePyroPython 17 points 1 week ago

Doesn't have to be 100% and definitely doesn't have to completely change overnight. Even a 1% improvement is a victory.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

Right and presumably you need to be a trust fund kid and never actually have to go to work?

Well so what's new porn got to do with literally anything?

[–] JigglySackles 32 points 1 week ago

Be independently wealthy so you can don't have a job that gets in the way

[–] Vinny_93 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget interaction with people and hugs and stuff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

anon has not seen another soul in years

[–] Etterra 22 points 1 week ago

None of that sounds like video games and pizza. What kind of weirdo are you?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Sorry anon reading is a night activity you are killing your gains by doing heavy reading in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

big missing aspect is boredom, free time. We need awake downtime to process and think, it is a major thing missing and why so many feel burnt out

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now try getting a girlfriend

[–] sazey 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anon wants to cut toxic shit out of his life.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sazey 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

oh please, don't pretend the gays have it any easier.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They seem to have an easier time not making generalized jokes on how having a partner is toxic, painful, a loss of freedom,...

[–] sazey 3 points 1 week ago

You obviously hang out with very different gays than me in that case because exaggerated (mostly) playful whining about the other half seems to stretch across sexualities, cultures and time even.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

With that 'stache he turned into Friedreich Engles lmao

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Water milk and coffee for breakfast? That sounds awful. And I like coffee.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Green leafy vegetables

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sun exposure is impossible, i live in sweden

[–] Valmond 4 points 1 week ago

What, the summer was fantastic!

A shame it rained that day though 🥲

[–] reka 4 points 1 week ago

Meditation, journaling, goal setting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Delphia 2 points 1 week ago