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Edit: @Successful_[email protected] solved it. It says "one special character". Not "at least one".

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

Since when is "atleast" a word?

[–] [email protected] 219 points 1 week ago (25 children)

It's fucking insane that an internet banking portal has such a low cap on max characters and such shitty rule enforcement.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Their desktop site is even more shitty. It won't allow right click or paste actions. There goes compatibility with password managers.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bitwarden has a function where it types in (not pastes) the password and shows the prompt for it without right-click.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And even if theres an app for Windows (https://github.com/jlaundry/TypeClipboard) that can type it for you and even has a shortcut.
I am sure someone in the linux world knows an equivalent tool.
We use it at work to paste long passwords when remoting in.

[–] stetech 1 points 4 days ago

Nice find, thanks for sharing.

For Macs (only Macs, I believe), there is StopTheMadness, which, uh well, stops the madness (test page here for some examples it can re-enable).

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As a super secret dev hack may I introduce you to shift + insert a fair few sites specifically block ctrl + v instead of properly disabling the clipboard action and, of course, if you read this and then submit a Jira ticket to block shift + insert... well... h8u

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

You can also drag the password in from another text field instead of pasting

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I usually to in the developer tools and manually disable the thing preventing the paste action. It's usually a string to remove some JS or something or an Event that you need to uncheck

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you're opening up the dev tools you can also paste your string directly into <input value="" /> unless something weird is going on.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Any password manager should be able to "type in" the password. Or be a browser plugin that doesn't rely on copy pasting, but use other mechanisms to inject it directly into the field.

But yes, if that's their online portal, I am not kidding I would change banks.

[–] stealth_cookies 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My bank's password used to have to be exactly 6 characters, no special characters and you could use numbers and letters interchangeably because it was also your phone banking password.

[–] hushable 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

a previous bank used to have a max password length of 8 characters, then proudly announced that they will increase it to 32

Then I made a typo at the end of my password and it let me in anyway, and I realised they were just trimming the first 8 characters to give the illusion of security

[–] Wizard_Pope 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is so insane. To think they would rather just clip the passwords instead of habing it be longer.

Did you try out your hypothesis by using the first 8 letters than just random junk until you hit your password length?

[–] hushable 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I tried then first N characters of my password until I found out the threshold was at 8, then I tried with the first 8 chartacters of my password and then random junk and it worked.

I also had two friends in the same bank to validate

[–] Wizard_Pope 12 points 1 week ago

Unbelievable.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Visa has a hard limit of 8 and requires the first 4 to be numbers because the phone tree might require it as a password

The whole banking industry is ridiculous and is ridiculously legislated

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The ERP software I have to use has a strict limit of 6 characters as password. Only alphabet and numbers allowed.

Maybe when I leave I try an SQL injection.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Bobby tables, noooooooo!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I had to create an account on a government website. The website didn't list a character limit so I used a password manager to generate a 32 character password. My account was created but I couldn't log in. I used the "forgot my password" option and I received an email of my password in plain text. I also noticed why I couldn't log in. The password was truncated to just 20 characters. Brilliant website! Tax dollars at work!

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[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

It says one special character, not at least one. Maybe the password has more than one.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Holy shit!! You did it. I would never expect a banking password to max special characters. I have been scratching my head with Bitwarden and this shitty app for an hour.

[–] FederatedSaint 47 points 1 week ago (4 children)

But wouldn't that mean the bottom checkbox should be cleared and the 2nd one should be checked?

Still doesn't make sense.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Yeah that's true. The UI does not accurately represent the validation conditions.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Yes, the 2nd one implies that there should be more than one.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah but It still states "A combination of letters, digits and special charaters"

It should then be spelled as "A combination of letters digits, and one special character"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It's like a Captcha that only lets in autistic people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You solved the puzzle! here is a cookie for you :D 🍪

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It says “one special character”. Not “at least one”.

oh. oh god. what the fuck.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

If >1 special character is not allowed the last check should be failed . The second check is literally satisfied even if there are 2+ specials.

I'd not be using that bank.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Now imagine how many services just silently cut off your password at 8 characters and people never notice.

UltraVNC is very guilty of this.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Wells Fargo cuts to 14 on their sign in page but not on their change password page, ask me how I know

[–] Buddahriffic 12 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Once upon a time, battle.net passwords weren't case sensitive. I used upper and lower case letters in my password then one day realized I didn't hit shift for one of the caps as I hit enter out of habit, but then it still let me in instead of asking for the password again.

It was disappointing because it takes more work to remove case-sensitivity than to leave it. I can't think of any good reason to remove it. At least the character limit had a technical reason behind it: having a set size for fields means your database can be more efficient. Better to use the size of a hash and not store the password in plaintext, so it's not a good reason, but at least it's a reason.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's possible that the passwords want through an old ass cobalt system or something that forced everything to be capitalized so to solve that they made everything non case sensitive.

But even that sounds insane as the passwords should have been hashed.

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[–] Matriks404 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Your Internet Banking Password should one special character (~!@#%^&*)

Great grammar on their part.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Maybe you accidentally did a permutation instead of a combination.

[–] TheSealStartedIt 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This was a new one for me:

this was a new one for me

Translation: Password strength: weak. Please don't use any special characters.

It was a generated 14 char password.. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] FuglyDuck 12 points 1 week ago

My guess is they mean, one capital letter, one lower case letter, a number, and a special character

what's always amused me about these rules is that they exist because people are dumb. Technically, they lower the difficulty of the passwords slightly. ( for example, knowning that one character is a number reduces it to 10 options in stead of 10+26+26+whatever set of special characters)

anyhow. people should use password managers. just saying.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Noone should of aloud this code to go out the door. Atleast alot of other people people probably complained aswell, so your apart of a bigger group, incase you were worried.

spoilerAnd yes, this was painful to type.

[–] _stranger_ 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] eclipse 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your comment is painful to read.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Please tell me someone didn't buy software with 'atleast' spelled like that in there. Please, tell me someone tested the web app and had the brains God gave a douglas fir and knew that wasn't a word; that it was never a word; that the writer's spell check should have picked that up; that it's not been over-ruled by stupid so much that it just takes it.

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