Shit guys, they know the secret.
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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Here’s hoping.
It’s okay, we’ve figured out saying “guess where I’m taking you to eat” solves the restaurant problem
Quick, distract them by making them bento, taking them to a picnic in the park, holding hands and kissing them! 😈
Well, I guess I am now doomed. All these women chasing me will know exactly how to catch me. Oh no, oh woe.
I hate that I don't have an argument against this.
Do you want to have one? I'm married with two kids, and this is literally all I want.... I wonder what it feels like.
Game over, my dudes. We been got good.
Someone please tell me I did good. You have my full permission to lie to me.
You did good, friend
Well, I can confirm. I'm not sure if you even need to put my head in your lap (but it certainly can't hurt). I'm basically yours for life.
You’re a good boy.
You have no idea now much my tail is wagging right now.
Roll over and let me stroke that excited tail.
Obviously I roll over. My belly is all yours to do whatever you want with (please pet and scritch it and then tell me I'm a good boy again)
No thank you sir, this is a Wendy's.
What if it was a Tim Hortons? 😏
That restaurant ia horrible, was better in the 90's. When everything was fresh, not baked from frozen.
Tim bakes my buns fresh.
You did good and I'm not lying
This would never work on me, I would simply avoid the lap, and make a C a s u a l escape 
My wife hates this one simple trick.
I know I did good. It'd be nice to hear someone else say it occasionally, though
Back in my days we put the sauce in the comments
Well, back in my days, we used to find the sauce ourselves.
Sauce: Kakawatte wa Ikenai Type no Musume ga Kanojo ni Natta (manga)
:3
This is really hard though!
Because how the hell does one make a "🤍" sound
"A lot if people flash the peace sign but I like to express peace verbally... Two."
Squee
They say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but experimental Aztec archeology has demonstrated that it's past the stomach and up under the ribcage. With a sharp knife and practice they got it down to under 10 seconds.
I really don't want or need anyone to do that to me.
If I know ONE THING, it's that fuck do I really have to do this. If I'm getting paid per post, I want to know what is the lady's head doing in the blob thing
I want to know what is the lady's head doing in the blob thing
It's supposed to show her real emotions in the moment or in her head. It's used when you can't see her face in the moment (for example through phone) or the character acts casual on the outside.
I don't want a lap pillow. Give me a real pillow.
I volunteer for testing.