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[–] myeyesburn 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 21 points 2 months ago

That title is the cherry on top.

[–] WereCat 14 points 2 months ago

Didn't expect this joke to get such traction but here we are

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Guys come on this is a wheely serious matter

[–] NeoNachtwaechter 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This one may take a while...

[–] NocturnalMorning 7 points 2 months ago

It's hard to... get going on this one.

[–] ccunning 6 points 2 months ago

Gonna take a wheel long time…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Time to round that guy up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

There no rim or reason to this crime

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The crook is probably tired though.