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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 113 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That's not nice, guys. Whatever you think of the woman, Lara Trump is a human being. You can't just replace her photo with that of a discount blow-up doll. That's so disrespectful.

[–] PugJesus 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lara Trump is a human being.

Is there proof of this? I've never seen her birth certificate

[–] Pilferjinx 15 points 2 months ago

We cultured her from some slime mold in the petri dish.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Much better

[–] Cadeillac 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking I've seen more believable faces from AI

[–] FuglyDuck 8 points 2 months ago

wanna bet her plastic surgeon used AI to...uh...whatever... it is, they uh, did.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes 4 points 2 months ago

Is anyone else reminded of this?

[–] cybervseas 27 points 2 months ago

JD might be okay trading places with Babydog if that means he gets that couch in return.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Go with Gaetz!

The entitled rapist ticket

”RAPING AMERICA’S YOUTH”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

*ratings instantly climb 6 points*

Welcome to modern America

[–] FuglyDuck 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Trump hates dogs, and dogs hate trump even harder.

so it won't be a dog. or a cat.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FuglyDuck 3 points 2 months ago

You know, generally, I agree with Jefferson, that the turkey is a better national bird…. This video makes me less annoyed with the bald dumbasses.

[–] trek32 20 points 2 months ago

I wanted to say that although I think the mods closed the Gaza thread, I am thankful that people joined in to have these serious conversations. Because no matter what your perspective is, I read every comment and I feel that everyone that commented there cares about trying to find solutions and figuring out how to do the right thing even when it's hard.

For democracy to work we have to talk to each other, even when it's uncomfortable. Thank you for caring and doing your part. I don't know how to fix all our problems, but I do know that we have this democracy to let us decide together. And the more we talk the closer we can get to real answers somehow. Have a great day.

[–] AA5B 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Every time trump decides he was let down by someone, he goes for loyalty above all else. He’ll appoint a family member

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Ngl, seeing bumper stickers that say "Trump Trump 2024" would be hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can never get over how Gaetz looks exactly like a comic book character.

[–] IchNichtenLichten 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Syndrome from The Incredibles.

[–] MrVilliam 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Stern 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Would love to see Hulk as VP candidate. The meme game would be insane. The guy has a multi decade career as a pro wrestler so there's stuff like this

https://youtu.be/kx8Xb5VJulQ

https://youtu.be/X-WZPPsMKAg

and various other dumbassery. Then there's his movie career... his reality TV show... his flopped businesses... and real life stuff like the racism, and union busting.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We'd get Jesse Ventura out campaigning for Harris/Walz if Hulk got swapped in, and I think he can talk effectively to the brain worm demographic. Would be funny for the rest of the country to learn even more about Minnesota politics, and Jesse is the "yeah, so?" kinda weird.

[–] Stern 9 points 2 months ago

Iron Shiek would rise from his grave and go an the most insane shitposting spree. Dude hated Hogan so damn much.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek 6 points 2 months ago

Holy shit, he's Trump's mini-me!

[–] robocall 15 points 2 months ago

If trump could legally run without a VP, he'd prefer it that way. He likes to pick a nobody that you've never heard of before because he needs the attention to be completely on him. He can't tolerate anyone upping him in the media. The dog, the hulk, and gaetz all run the risk of taking away attention from trump at times, so they can't be considered for VP picks.

[–] Glytch 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My vote is Bobby Brainworms (I know he wasn't a choice). He most aligns with who DJ Trump really is.

That said a canine VP would be the safest choice other than Tim Walz.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There's no rule that says a dog can't be VP!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It would have to be 35+ years old

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Does it specify human years!!?!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Glytch 2 points 2 months ago

I think it's one of the later straight-to-streaming "Air Buddies" movies.

[–] FuglyDuck 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That said a canine VP would be the safest choice other than Tim Walz.

Queue the memes of babydog chewing off trump's foot. I do not exagerate when I say dogs hate him.

[–] atomicorange 7 points 2 months ago

Eagles too!

[–] Glytch 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dogs tend to be good judges of character.

[–] FuglyDuck 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, though, we should really keep dogs away from Trump.

That aftertaste is animal abuse.

[–] Glytch 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not to mention the toxic doses of uppers, downers and whatever elsers coursing through his veins.

[–] FuglyDuck 1 points 2 months ago

Those can be dealt with.

That nasty aftertaste is forever

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Another vote for Babydog. No dog ever would or could fark things up as badly as the GOP.

[–] notaviking 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine Kennedy being his VP, would be the winning ticket in my mind

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Grimace Shake up the ticket

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

No major party has ever run a non-human candidat and that should be a source of shame for America