"Okay honey, it's really cool that you're Gay and all. But could you, like... Go back in the closet and come out again? It's for something that's very important to me" π₯Ί
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2024
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This man will never take a shower in peace without being haunted by this memory
You mean βshake a towerβ. π€¦ββοΈ
Is that an euphemisms for masturbation?
No. Itβs a dad way of saying take a shower, by switching the first two letters of each word.
Edit: another one is the fit has hit the shan, which is a less vulgar way of saying the shit has hit the fan.
Guess I still need to work on my own dad jokes, as mine apparently went "whoosh" right there.
It will be on his tombstone.
Homie has the opportunity to ascend to a higher plane of dadhood and completly blew it
You should turn in the dad card immediately, the offices are open 9-3. The regulations were clearly defined - no exceptions.
Probably need to buy a few pairs of New Balance and khakis for redemption
"You are a father but we do not grant you the rank of 'Dad'."
Devastating.
I'm actually mad about it now. Fucking wasted it, man :/
Are you sure you're even her dad?
Man needs a paternity test ASAP
gonna have to take your dad classes again
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In a similar situation, i just looked at my wife and said "you owe me 5β¬."