I'm adopting "The inexorable passage of time is a cruise missile" for any time someone asks how it's going.
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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That's my favorite part of the meme, too.
i think that's the plot of Tenet (2020)
This comment is a cruise missile
Your comment has harmed my eyeballs and yet it still exists. Decidedly not a cruise missile.
Purist.
✅ has a target ✅ Arrived
"What?! The Mother of my Fiancee is a Cruise Missile!" would be a great modern anime.
I like how this one immediately goes off the rails, there's no "maybe" anywhere.
Strap C4 to that squirrel and we're back in business.
Or the bee, although what is this, a cruise missile for ants?
But does the cruise missile know where it is?
Only by knowing where it isn't.
I choose the honeybee/doctrine neutral, because I have a colony of them.
That's very solar punk of you - just sayin' ;)
Thank you, I am a pistol packin' , deplorable hausfrau.
And your bees are pistil pickin', adorable ausfrau.
PUNNY! Honor to your house.
RIP Drizly