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[–] Wrench 49 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't know how, but my mom could open jars better than me when I was a foot taller and much stronger than her. She'd make me move furniture around, and I'd hand her pickle jars.

[–] aeronmelon 27 points 3 months ago

That’s actually really cute.

“Move this couch, please.” “Sure thing, mom.”

“Open these olives, please.” “Of course, sweety.”

[–] IonAddis 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Doesn't help you now I'm sure, but I've found gently banging around the rim or lid of a jar on the concrete outside usually loosens the seal enough to open the jar.

(Outside on concrete because I don't want to dent anything inside.)

[–] Maalus 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or just stick a teaspoons other end under the lid, prefferably where the thread begins, lever it up a little and it'll pop.

[–] dragonflyteaparty 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yep, I use the end of a butter knife. You're fighting the pressure that built up rather than how tight the lid is screwed.

[–] Skullgrid 6 points 3 months ago

Engineer solution. The rest are hearsay and folk tales

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I usually bang the edge of the lid with some blunt flatware. Dull side of a butter knife is my preferred flatware.

Helped my manager open something a few weeks ago by using some random piece of office equipment. She was very happy to pickled jalapenos as a side.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I have a sheet of that rubber no slip shelf liner stuff I use for difficult jar lids. It works great.

[–] chuckleslord 2 points 3 months ago

I find that it's easier to do left-handed, so that all of the torque runs through the fat part of the thumb, rather than trying to grip with that instead.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Luckily, my teenager is shorter than me by a good bit, so I can freely call them a noob when they ask something that simple.

Then again, calling them noob is pretty much always an option, as is telling them I'll bang their mum when they lose a game.

1337 parenting ftw!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"daaaaad this maths homework is nonsensical!"
- "skill issue, git gud"
starts sobbing

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Adult body with a children head, known issue.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

so annoying when peter dinklage asks me to explain basic things, the guy's rich as fuck surely he can buy his own house and an encyclopedia?

[–] aeronmelon 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I just know I’m going to be minding my own business and my to-be teenaged son will suddenly ask me what a VCR is.

[–] numberfour002 6 points 3 months ago

That's the thing with teenagers. Some days, mostly at random, they simply wake up and choose violence.