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Canyoneroooooo!
But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!
Sorry, mom, the mob has spoken!
I will pay any amount of money for a full rendition of "Planet of the Apes, the Musical"
I hate every ape I see from chimpan-A to chimpanzee.
Oh my God! I was wrong... It was Earth, all along!
Monorail!
MONORAIL!
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart!
Their floors are sticky-mart.
The Kwik-E-Mart is real... d'oh!
Let’s hurl a brick-e-mart!
Bart!
Lisa it’s your birthday, happy birthday Lisa! “I wish you love and goodwill. I wish you peace and joy” “I wish you better than your heart desires” “And your first kiss from a boy”
And…
We put the spring in Springfield. “Our only major quarrel’s with your total lack of morals” “Our skimpy outfits ain’t so bad, they seem to entertain your Dad”
Babyyyy on board
Helloooo, Human fly here.
https://youtu.be/TyWVaZsUQjc?si=Mxs6xcxyrmqsXmC-
Mr. Burns: Some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for, Is an outfit that looks good... See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest, Feel this sweater, there's no better Than authentic Irish setter. See this hat, 'twas my cat, My evening wear - vampire bat, These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear, Turtles' necks, I've got my share, Beret of poodle, on my noodle It shall rest. Try my red robin suit, It comes one breast or two, See my vest, see my vest, See my vest. Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a Greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best, So let's prepare these dogs, Nanny: Kill two for matching clogs. Mr. Burns: See my vest, see my vest, Oh please, won't you see my vest!
He really likes that vest.
Flaming Moe's is a banger!
Somehow I don't remember that one at all. Going to have to look it up.
Oh, yeah! They were like one piano note away from having to pay royalties to Cheers lol.
Liiikee myyyyyy loafers former gophers it was that or skin my chauffeur's
Edit: fixed lyrics after a relisten/sing-a-long
In The Garden of Eden from S07E04. That counts, right?
Homer! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in his-tor-yyy! From the... Heart of Springfield... He's a 'bouta hit a chestnut treeee! AHHHHHHH!
Who needs the qwik-e-mart? I dooooooooooooo.
(Although Dr Zaius and Garbage man are my favorites)
Just have to point out that most of this thread is really an Alf Clausen appreciation, and I'm here for it.
And...
You can always depend on the kindness of strangers....
Holy crap, I never realized that. Clausen is like the John Williams of televison.
It goes like this: The Simpsons! Do-do-do-do-do-dododododo
Also the season 9 episode All Singing All Dancing is one of my favorite episodes.
Paint your wagon & all of the interludes in song.
Gonna paint your wagon gonna paint it fine, gonna use oil-based paint because the wood is pine
Ponderosa Pine, ooo-ooo...
It doesn't happen too often these days, but whenever that song is brought up, I like to point out that Paint Your Wagon is a real musical, starring Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin.
I have both the Simpsons and the original versions of "Paint Your Wagon" in my collection, lol.
A man of wealth and taste.
Let's go with that, lol. And not that I found both at yard sales. 😆
Que sera seRUN
Monorail... Monorail... Monorail... Monorail!!
Canyonaro!
Deep deep trouble pops into my head from time to time
"Let's start at the start and take it away, The name is Simpson, Bartholomew J, That's Bart with an art and a capital b and simp plus s o n, that's me"
Alternatively, Homer singing Born under a bad sign was pretty good.
But I think my favorite Simpsons ditty is: "Call Mr Plow, that's my name, The name again is Mr Plow"
"we wont drink at Moe's, cause Moe's a big jerk and we really hate him."
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius...
ohhhh, Dr. Zaius!
SIMPSONS CHRISTMAS BOOGIE!
In front of a tavern,
flat on his faaace,
a booze hound,
Named Barney,
Is pleading his caaaase..
I feel like they did more musical stuff in the early years and later it fizzled out a bit. In no particular order Mr burns be my vest Canyonero And basically all the other mentioned already are great
CANYANERO whip
We're gonna groove tonight
We'll make you feel alright
Simpsons Christmas Boogie
I mostly forgot about these songs. I forgot how many great songs this show had.
This show had some great songs!!!
Guys!!!
Did you know this show had some great songs??? Because this show had some great songs. Just listen to these songs, and you'll be like "wow! This show had some great songs!
Even Simon Cowell would say this show had some great songs! And he produced such great hits such as THIS ONE
No, that's real. Simon Cowell produced that song. Yes, it will stay earwormed in your head for 30+ years. True story.
Tatanka! Buffalo!
“Here in my car… I am hosing off blood. Some of it's mine, but most of it’s not - Here’s Marge!”
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