A match made in heaven.
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
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Is this a different one than the one he was gifted or is this the same one on the side of the road for sale? Lol
This one is different, the one he got gifted had the assassination attempt photo on the side of it.
It's gross that more than one of these exists. What kind of god would allow that?!?
Trickster gods, Odin, Loki, Coyote, Pan, Hermes, and Old Testament Yahweh would all allow this creation for shits and giggles.
See now that's just a target for me. I spot that monstrosity and I'm dropping my entire schedule for the afternoon. New agenda item: Do everything possible to inconvenience that twunt (getting in front of him and gradually slowing down 1mph every ten seconds, shifting lanes at the same time he's trying to pass, anything else I can think of) while feigning ignorance and pretending he doesn't exist when he pulls up beside me with his window open and screaming bloody murder at me...nope, I'm eyes straight ahead singing Mmmbop, sizzlechest, I can't hear any assholes bitching.
Trash on trash. The weak sheep are getting boring and predictable....
Vomit on wheels all around!
Wonder if theyll allow it to be torched when the orange fuckwad loses
Damn it, now I have to get the vomit off my keyboard.
Goober truck.
At least it won’t rust now.