Crosspost from here: https://lemmy.world/post/18318594
OI, OP! Do you ave a loicense fur dis ere meme?
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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I'll take a nationalism meme. Uh, and Pepe
Feeling brave today, are we?
Is it nationalism when it is about not being from a place? 🤔
Accessible healthcare and freedom from gun crime is SUCH a burden. Dodged the bullet there; proverbially, of course, as bullets are more an American thing.
Y'all shit the bed on Brexit though. Imagine if the US let Texas leave
But at least I'm not required to drink tea.
Yeah just because you lot can't make tea. I get it, it's hard, it's boiling water on leaves, it's like two whole steps.
Lol you got me. The first step of opium wars in China is just so hard for me.
Remind me of the date and I'll tell you where the 1-7 daily mass shootings in America were for that day.
Wasn’t suggesting we don’t have gun violence. Merely correcting your statement of “freedom from gun crime”
Did they catch you?
Not that time m8
Ah yes, that singular anecdote definitely cancels out the actual statistics on the subject.
Anyway everyone knows London doesn't count as part of the UK.
I'll bet that every single place named Tower Bridge in the USA has had a shooting incident. Probably in the last year.
Yup, you’re probably right. I was arguing the wording, not the numbers.
Laughs in EU
I agree. Getting stabbed by a gang of children is definitely better.
For every case, it's easier to flee X number of kids with knives vs X number of kids with guns.
The "oh knives aren't safe either so toss the entire argument" has always been a bit of a sad joke.
The US also has a higher rate of stabbings per capita than the UK though.
At least drop me a little something like that if you can't even think of a new title lmao
Sorry, I did a crosspost, but because there was no text it didn't put anything in the post body 🙁. I've added a link to the original post now, won't happen again slaps wrist
You are forgiven! Still leave a meme tho, it's like leaving cookies for Santa
Still not what? Britsh?
Can't you read? Brasterisktsh.
Btsh, Brtsh, Brrtsh, Brrrtsh, Brrrrrrrrrtsh all match the regexp. (British doesn't match regexp or glob though)
Extra funny that's it's said by a 'Murican. That's objectively worse.
4channer must have got bit by a member of the royal family
Britian pre-brexit kicked ass!
Eh.
Once we clean up all these hotels this countries going places again.
Everyone gets so bent out of shape when something isn't Anti-American. If this had read:
wake up
still not Amer*can
day improves noticably (sic)
You'd all be dunking your crumpets in your tea and flicking your bean to the monarchy.
Unironically yes, and I'm not even British.