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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

f.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

A human (pictured, right) outrunning the flesh-starved, reanimated corpses that we all see when we close our eyes for too long. Keep it up, human! They lack the necessary supportive tissues to sustain bipedal movement! You can beat them!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But... there aren't bones in a hot-dog... oh wait, damn.

[–] Num10ck 8 points 3 months ago

negative. i am a meat popsicle.

[–] Omega_Man 11 points 3 months ago

Dead, Dead, and Eddie

[–] essell 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The race is long And in the end, it's only with yourself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

🎶Everybody's free (to take off their skin) 🎵

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Skele-tim said he can run the fastest without any flesh or meat weighing him down.

Muscle-man claimed he will run fastest because he is pure power with no foolish, saggy skin holding him back.

Tom said "That was not a microdose, why did I think I could microdose before track meet"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Harder. Stronger. Faster.

[–] MumboJumbo 5 points 3 months ago

Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is this God Person Anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

As the fossil record clearly shows, pre-historic humans were composed entirely of bone; muscles and skin came much later. Isn't evolution marvelous?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just Do it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Or else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Meat man

[–] BugleFingers 2 points 3 months ago

Animorphs: Biology Breakdown

[–] Etterra 2 points 3 months ago

We all have skeletons chasing us - even the Meat People.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

We're not just mining data anymore. Facebook.

[–] uid0gid0 1 points 3 months ago

Wolverine after a run-in with Nitro

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

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[–] ChexMax 1 points 3 months ago

If you've been challenged to a foot race and you have the choice, wear your skeleton, muscles, and skin for your best chance at winning. If you're being made to pick only one, choose muscles over skeleton.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Minecraft YouTuber invented Marathons

[–] Werbert 1 points 3 months ago

T-Bone, Steak Boy, & Jason.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Get rid of them bones by beating your meat