The crack in the drawer front is really the icing on the cake here.
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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That's not icing, that's paint. And it's not a cake it's a drawer. Jesus some people on the internet are so dumb smdh
I don't know. I've been fooled before... this whole thing could be a cake.
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So I threw it on the GROUND!
That's where they cut the whole cabinet to shrink it. You can see the cut line on the frame of the cabinet and the drawer too.
Yup. Completely the wrong approach, too.
They would have been better off making it open shelves, as it looks like it's near a doorway or passthrough, making it open on that side rather than the side the drawer face is currently on.
Then put a slim door panel or an applique on the cabinet front side to make it look clean.
I'm sure they had a "very good reason" though.
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This is the malicious compliance drawer. "sure, we'll put a drawer there you stupid fuck, no problem"
You don't have a spaghetti drawer?
THE knife drawer.
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Snake Prison solitary confinement (banned by Geneva Convention.)
I'd use it for pez
That's your machete drawer
You guys don't a have a ruler drawer in your kitchen?
Often things like this are intended to be support for something else. Maybe there's something nearby that's hinged and can fold down on to it?
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I want to see in the little cupboard underneath it.
Probably great for one chopping board?
Or cookie sheets, the cupboard seems tall enough for that. The drawer is just..I'm thinking maybe a bunch of skewers. That's it.
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That's clearly the chopstick drawer
That was my first thought!
My second was, "How do you get them out?"
With another chopstick!
But how do you get that chopstick out?? There's no beginning, it's chopsticks all the way down!
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you put weed in there, close it and open it again.
One drawer full of spaghetti.
Knife drawer, for someone who doesn't own many knives
...and wants to make getting them out dangerous.
...and wants to make getting them out ~~dangerous~~ exciting.
FTFY
Or for someone who uses a fucking katana as a kitchen knife.
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🎶STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER 🎸🤟😤
Hear me out: toothpick drawer.
Eat some corn on the cob? Open up the toothpick drawer and get those cracks clean!
Need to test the cake is done? Open up the toothpick drawer and stab away!
Toothpick drawer™️
Dang, I wish I had a taco drawer.
You don't have a sword drawer?
Cookbooks?
Pull, rail gigantic line, close with your butt, done.
If you dropped something in there, getting it back out again would be an adventure.
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