Nomad

joined 1 year ago
[–] Nomad 4 points 6 hours ago

Have you ever fired two phasers whilst jumping through the air?

[–] Nomad 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They're only fiddles if you want to play in a band in Texas

[–] Nomad 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nuka naps hard and sleeps like the dead

[–] Nomad 5 points 2 days ago

Thank you, I'd show the leftovers but there sadly weren't any. We had a family get together and it went quick. I'll remember for next time

[–] Nomad 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you. The little leaf cookie cutters we found have paid off. They are now a fall staple in our house.

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Homemade Peach Pie (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by Nomad to c/foodporn
 

Homemade crust with peaches grown in our backyard

[–] Nomad 3 points 2 days ago

OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

[–] Nomad 46 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Nomad 6 points 1 week ago

And in Alien Resurrection, he was the creepy but not helpful Gediman

[–] Nomad 26 points 1 week ago

This bit is tripping me out and I keep staring.

[–] Nomad 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bluey sets an unrealistic expectation ~~for how much child chef food a parent will eat.~~

FTFY. I can't keep up trying to be Bandit

[–] Nomad 4 points 2 weeks ago

What 'chu want?

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Sad trombone (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 weeks ago by Nomad to c/spooky_memes
 
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Am I wrong? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by Nomad to c/spooky_memes
 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17889061

On, my heart will go

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submitted 2 months ago by Nomad to c/metalmemes
 
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I had to change it (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by Nomad to c/metalmemes
 

My wife has been listening to more metalcore so I changed the original after my daughter started getting into it.

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