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[–] NegativeLookBehind 57 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Dick met the love of his life on set in 1984. Her name was Pussy Wizard.

[–] Window_Error_Noises 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me, those were just short for their full names:

Richard Warlock and Vulva Wizard

[–] toynbee 2 points 5 months ago

Pussilanimous Wizard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Huh, and I always thought her name was Pussy Druid. What an illusive Wizard.

[–] MrJameGumb 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

According to Wikipedia he was Kurt Russell's personal stuntman for 25 years, AND he played Mike Myers in 3 different Halloween films! His son was on Baywatch too!

[–] Fredselfish 26 points 5 months ago

Man he was in a lot great films. Cool name and cool life he lived.

[–] roguetrick 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

His kid, William Warlock goes by Billy instead of Willy Warlock. Shame. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Warlock

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 13 points 5 months ago

If there's any justice in this world, he'll have named his kid Peter Warlock or something.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 7 points 5 months ago

There's still hope for his other son, John Thomas Warlock.

[–] DrDominate 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He only needs one spell slot where he's going

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Dick Warlock casts Erectile Dysfunction!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wonder what a level 9 dick warlock can do. Bet it's something with his dick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

everyone says they're a 9 on the internet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Before every stunt:

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 3 points 5 months ago

The name's "Warlock".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Double dick warlock, Kurt Russell's best stunt.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Man, these niche schools of magic are getting out of hand.

[–] psycho_driver 7 points 5 months ago

His nickname was Magic Dick.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

No, what's on second base.

[–] occhionaut 4 points 5 months ago

Never without his casting focus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Name? No they're writing about the stunt Kurt liked to do called the double dick warlock.