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[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The ACAB leaving my body when Trump actually faces consequences

[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They can be bastards and still do their job

[–] alquicksilver 22 points 1 month ago

Also, some would want them to be their usual bastard selves to some convicted felons.

[–] idiomaddict 6 points 1 month ago

If they did their jobs and only their jobs, way fewer people would call them bastards. They still would be, but much less so.

[–] Duamerthrax 4 points 1 month ago

Is Trump's spray tan enough for some cops to actually arrest him?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If Donald is immune, isn't Kamala immune if she orders the FBI to throw him in the brig if (please, don't fuck this up! VOTE!) she becomes president?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wouldn't she already have those powers now as vice president?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

We'd have to ask the Supreme Court if that's the case and the way those "super neutral judges" act... maybe we wait until after the election for that one.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why not let the current president do it? He is still in office.

[–] folekaule 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And better yet, he's not running for re-election.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Exactly, going out with a

* B O O M *  

and no one can lay a finger on him.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure SCOTUS carved out the exception for only the president based on their bullshit logic that the president needs to act without waiting a few seconds to consult the president's army of lawyers waiting on standby 24 hours a day.

[–] mkwt 11 points 1 month ago

Specifically several sitting justices have previous white house administration experience where they had to worry about consulting their lawyers because of the illegal stuff they were doing (like Iran Contra).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just sit down in the corner for a minute, and think of how trump's supporters would react if someone actually stole the election like that.

There'd be a civil war.

[–] Duamerthrax 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're already demanding civil war if he loses fairly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that's my point. He lost fair and square, and they refused to believe it and staged an insurrection. If you actually did pull something like that, out in the open, there would be a second civil war.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Biden could do it after the votes are cast, but to what end? We really need a functioning justice system ....

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

It's funny how every Trump's campaign slogan he used to attack other candidates can now be used on him.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] samus12345 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who better to take down a bastard than another bastard?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So cops are good as long as they do what you want?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If by "want" you mean "accountable" then yes, you get the idea.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

That sounds like a fair thing to ask for.

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I literally read that the same way, took me a second

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Every single one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

If you listen to all the shills and their useful idiots trying to rile people up.

[–] nothingcorporate -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nothingcorporate 2 points 1 month ago

Wow, Democrats nominate a prosecutor, and people's thoughts on ACAB change all of a sudden and start down voting me on it. It's like they forgot the first A means All.

To be clear she's 4,000% less a bastard and than Donald Trump, that doesn't mean ACAB stopped being true, I die on this hill.

[–] TheBat 11 points 1 month ago

Thank you cop mommy 😍

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

F Elon. Too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Aside from not being Trump (which is a great trait), I know next to nothing about Harris. I know she's a former prosecutor, and might be able to identify her if she showed up at my door

What else should I know about her (and should I be hopeful of her pushing any meaningful progressive policies)?

[–] blahsay 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The media teams on here chose poorly with this one...cops aren't exactly popular

[–] kameecoding 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More popular than pedo, rapist felons.

[–] blahsay -2 points 1 month ago

Sadly, this appears not to be the case. Burnie all the way

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

Neither are the ACAB dweebs, going from the comments.

[–] bruhduh 5 points 1 month ago

So true bestie pegs you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The extra Harris face 🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Can someone do the Tom Hanks laughing jumping meme with Harris face?

[–] RizzRustbolt 3 points 1 month ago

As long as Garland isn't AG, they might actually get shit done on that front.

[–] samus12345 2 points 1 month ago

Officer Aneite

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Diplomjodler3 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let's make this the emblem of this campaign.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Or if not, can we get the transparent aggressively smiling Kamala face in the corner of all election related memes?

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