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Sadly, we will never again be likely to have the opportunity to take such a photo.

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[–] chuckleslord 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] moistclump 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I still don’t get it. Can you explain?

[–] hoch 10 points 5 months ago

That is Kuiper.

And that is his belt.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 10 points 5 months ago

Alright, now listen here you little shit...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ha ha. Come-on dad, do better!

[–] FlyingSquid 9 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Great joke but I think the arrow and label kills the frog just a little.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Disagree, I really needed it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Yeah I didn't get the joke until then. It's perfect as is

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I don’t think that disagrees with my point. I simply think jokes are funnier the harder you work to get them. I too didn’t get it until seeing the arrow and label, but I would have found more enjoyment from a longer buildup and mental work to understand the joke than just having it served to me. Maybe I should add this context:

‘Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand how it works, but the frog dies.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I sent this to my astronomy professor

[–] psycho_driver 5 points 5 months ago

The lizzid people won't let us take clear photos of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This Kuiper belt is a bit tight on me waste...I need room , vacuum space

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 5 months ago
[–] Etterra 3 points 5 months ago

OP is an individual of singular intelligence.