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I break bones...

I now make it impossible for trade schools to be publicly funded.

I decommission computers with a very efficient inventory and documentation system.

I'm now taking digital databases and write them by hand in an unnecessarily vomplicated fashion to paper while making up a story for each entry.

I become a Asset Liability Mismanagement specialist.

My job is to devise an investment strategy and corresponding pension benefit structure that maximises the chance that the pension fund runs out of money before all pensions are paid, and does so as quickly as possible while taking as much risk as possible.

So basically what pension schemes did in the 80s and 90s.

I make chemical weapons to kill millions.

I disorganize rare books and artifacts 😔

I cause soft tissue damage

I go to people's houses and steal their books.

I reverse-engineer software.

~~I travel on-site to build server clusters wherever my company needs them.~~
I decommission Raspberry Pis at home.

Traumatise people.

Could be fun for a while!

I race up a mountain in an old suv. Hang gliders fly up and land at rhe top of the mountain. We all drive down to the landing zone.

I think I work at Crowdstrike now

Having.a job instead of waiting for the next quarter of college. As to what the job is, couldn't tell you.

I guess now I ensure that hot water heaters will explode?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rGWmONHipVo&pp=ygUfbXl0aGJ1c3RlcnMgd2F0ZXIgaGVhdGVyIHJvY2tldA%3D%3D

I have to make sure life is as difficult as possible, and squash all opportunity for learning and growth for the most affluent, able and healthy people who exist in our society.

What do I do....

I encourage people to use drugs in the most dangerous way possible. Occasionally kidnapping people from hospitals or rehabs and then dump them on the streets.

I do not sell software. Don’t install it. If you try to anyway and have questions, I will provide instructions on how to completely fuck your integration up.

A super hierarchical and meaningless job in a big company, for which I'm well-paid. I have a lot of colleagues and I hate them. I have no right to initiative and strict but quiet schedules.

Visit people's houses and take their food.

I'm sitting at home with PTSD from deployment instead of working, so the opposite would be me working without PTSD. That would be great, where do I sign?

I guess my job is everything.

Edit: And I guess no more recovering from medical stuff. Maybe about 2 years from now I'll be post surgery enough to start working again.

I am now an oil baron.

I make up pseudoscience? I guess?

btw gravity is fake, the earth is flat

I destroy aircraft tools. Sometimes I also make them.

Illuminating Monk.

I don't make false promises anymore. I'm free.

Farmer.