Description: a screenshot of a tweet by news wire saying "BIDEN TO MAKE MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT IN COMING DAYS" with a quote tweet above it saying "Half Life 3"

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[–] JusticeForPorygon 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean at this point he probably does have a half-life, he's never gonna truly die

[–] Iheartcheese 8 points 5 months ago

He drank unicorn blood

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ready to be blue-balled this weekend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Welp.