this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Free cotten candy nom nom!

[–] Death_Equity 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My favorite flavor is itching.

[–] TheGoldenGod 19 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Does it make your stool loose and blood red too?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Maybe, my blood was already red though

[–] Death_Equity 3 points 4 months ago

That is because of the brown sprinkles.

[–] BoxOfFeet 2 points 4 months ago

Crohn's does that already, so who knows!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the Unum tower's child

[–] RyanLiu 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Good Good Utz!

[–] Dampyr 4 points 5 months ago

"Alright, chop chop!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] spacepotato 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Actually, scpwiki.com is the correct domain, but the ACP technical team haven't updated the https certificate in months.

This actually breaks my SCP reader in my phone, as that relies in the official domain and requires https. The official domain redirects to wikidot, but work is going on with a replacement software.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 5 points 4 months ago

Itchy just looking at it.

[–] Machinist 5 points 4 months ago

This is so stupid. It cracked me the fuck up. The kid and I are sitting giggling like a couple of morons.

[–] tpihkal 3 points 4 months ago

Same texture as cotton candy. Definitely try if you get the chance. 👍

[–] MintyAnt 2 points 4 months ago

The higher the R value the more succulent the taste