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[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston 173 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Fixed this for you

Not voting for Montgomery Burns.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Burns is so much more competent and successful than trump.

Maybe sideshow Bob would work as trump but even he is probably too good to be equated to trump

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Sideshow Bob is actually an eloquent speaker, and is more the psychopathic kinda crazy, not the "Right now, Obama is spying on me through the microwave!"

[–] davidagain 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just a reminder to our American cousins that in British English, trump means the noise an elephant makes but also to fart: "Sorry I trumped." Donald the Trump is a noisy noxious unwanted thing on the world stage.

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Burns is no fool and trump is a huge fool. A fool with no decency for sure but still a fool.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

But Burns is canonically older than Gramps!

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[–] snekerpimp 110 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Yea, this is a good comparison. A washed up, talentless, lying, cheating, stealing, has-been hack of a clown, or a pretty cool old guy that’s been around the world, has cool stories to tell, loads of wisdom but falls asleep every now and then… like the clown does at court.

[–] Fades 73 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Trump is FAR more dangerous than just some clown, you nailed it.

[–] Aeri 36 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'd say Sideshow Bob is more apt, only Bob was kind of smart.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The clown is however also old. And cursed.

[–] experbia 15 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Sterile_Technique 78 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Krusty doesn't deserve this.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Yeah Kristy is better than this dipshit orange, fascism and racism spilling trash can of a human meat bag.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 months ago (12 children)

It amazes me that one of the largest countries in the world, with the most diverse demographics, can only chose between two candidates. This is not democracy. It's a shit show that has been going on for far too long.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

America is a one party dictatorship, and in typical American extravagence, it has two of them.

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[–] Linkerbaan 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (24 children)

Just mention an alternative and you'll will quickly understand why.

The parties have done the most amazing job in pretending the world will end at every election if they are not chosen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It is kind of amazing how even those disenfranchised voters will rally to support the hegemony of the “two party” corporatist rule. I suggested recently we could consider rallying behind a single issue 3rd party candidate who would end the legalized bribes and replace FPTP with a more democratic alternative, and was immediately downvoted and told it’s not possible due to FPTP.

facepalm

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[–] pastabatman 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I agree with this. But also, this time is the closest to "end of the world" stakes we've had in recent memory. We have a literal criminal, rapist, and fraudster who already tried to overthrow the government once leading the polls.

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[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 34 points 5 months ago (3 children)

what's weird about this is that Trump has been in The Simpsons plenty of times.

Here's Jeb kicking him in the nuts:

one for the meme:

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[–] norimee 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I kinda feel like this is unfair to Krusty...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I’ve never seen anybody do Krusty so dirty. He’s just a depressed celebrity with substance abuse problems. Necessarily a bit shady, probably not a great role model, but there is a human being somewhere under that makeup!

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm from Europe (Hungary) and I watched the first 20 minutes of the debate (with the intent of finishing the whole thing in one go) before turning it off while basically being on the brink of crying. The US presidents basically have as much say in my life as my own government (if not more) and even though I can't vote for them, if I had to I'd be lost. Because it's not that one is old and the other is crazy it's a freaking Venn diagram of crazy RFK jr., demented Biden and then of course crazy and demented Trump. Seeing the debate and how these people basically can't put two sentences after each other without breaking up is terrifying. And one of them will be voted into the most important office on the planet.

I mean it's shit over here. We can choose between a guy who already stole half of our country, someone whose messy divorce somehow made him the most important member of the opposition and this other guy who stole the other half of the country before the current dude did. (And that's just the tip of the iceberg). But maaan are we a lot better off than the world's greatest country where two unsupervised parties get to point at the people you can vote into this ridiculously powerful position. And then they pick these guys.

We're all going to die and I can't even vote for whoever gets us killed, which is ultimately for the better. This way I can die with a clear conscience.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

... which is ultimately for the better. This way I can die with a clear conscience.

i envy you and i wish i could say the same thing because i have to vote for biden or else we'll regress backwards in addition to dying.

[–] Ranvier 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Age up the clown some too with some wrinkles, that clown is 78, almost as old as the other guy.

Also poor Krusty, being compared to Trump.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

This really is the year of the douche and the turd sandwich

[–] Snowclone 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Except Trump is also an old fool. It's not better to say with clear speaking that he wasn't responsible for all the things he screwed up, that he didn't BADLY botch covid response, that he didn't hand out money, that he didn't support the vaccine he also took credit for making, that Jan 6 didn't happen, that Charlottesville didn't happen, that he didn't call the neo nazis who killed a person 'fine people' that he didn't stoke violence very intentionally. That he didn't tell Proud Boys ''stand down and stand by'' that he isn't calling for a dictatorship if he ever gets elected.

Yes. Biden has a speech impediment, and clearly struggles with that particularly now that he's getting quite old. But what he said wasn't insane claims that reality is in fact not reality.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Trump world be Mr burns, Snake or Sideshow bob

[–] hakunawazo 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Snake is stronger, Sideshow Bob is much more intelligent and Mr. Burns knows how to run a business. Unfair comparison.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He's all four at the same time

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Sideshow Bob is way too smart to be compared to trump

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Turd sandwich vs giant douche

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[–] Reddfugee42 12 points 5 months ago (8 children)
[–] pastabatman 10 points 5 months ago

I know it's just a meme, but Krusty would be a silly and ineffective president at worst. You'd have to combine the worst traits of many of the shows most horrible characters to create someone similar to trump, and even then I'm not sure any character in that show attempted a coup and sent a mob to attack the Capitol.

[–] Adalast 8 points 5 months ago

They are both Gramps, Trump is just gramps wearing Kristy makeup.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] NutWrench 6 points 5 months ago

Well, what are we supposed to do? Choose a presidential candidate who was born after the Battle of the Bulge?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Simpsons did it again!

[–] WaxiestSteam69 5 points 5 months ago

This is way too accurate.

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