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The noise scared my lizard something frightful!

Everyone was okay and no one was badly injured. Except for a patch of my lilies. But they're pretty resilient.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You have to be happy for the little things in life like a car not smashing through your conservatory.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Have you given thanks that your home hasn't been run into by a car today? ๐Ÿ™

[โ€“] [email protected] 59 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Glad you and your lizard are safe!

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

Thank you! We were pretty fortunate this time.

[โ€“] creditCrazy 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lizard is looking at the camera like you seeing this shit

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

Bearded dragons absolutely have a knack for stupid reaction faces!

[โ€“] Acernum 39 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Time to buy a boulder to go in front of the window

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

How much does a boulder go for nowadays?

[โ€“] Kbobabob 13 points 3 days ago

I know a guy with a really nice boulder. Unfortunately it's in the swamp.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

I'm sure someone will find a way to drive right over / through them.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Once a car jumped the curb and managed to fly over a chain link fence and land in my parents front yard. On flat ground. Had to take the fence apart to get the car out.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

I was eating at a restaurant one time with some people from out of town when a car drove past the window. Nobody really seemed to interested when I pointed it out until I also pointed out that there is not a road outside that window. The car had jumped the curb, threaded the needle between a stop sign and fire hydrant, and made it about 80 feet through the park before stopping. The cops were still dealing with the guy when I left the restaurant, he was clearly very inebriated.

[โ€“] remer 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How do you deal with the lizard poop? Does it just poop everywhere?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He has his own enclosure, too! But poop really isn't as issue. They telegraph pretty clearly when they're about to poop. They'll move around more frantically before they do, do the classic slight tail lift + butt wiggle, and then ~~decimate everything~~ let it all out. If you're paying attention, you'll usually catch them before they stink up your floors.

Water actually triggers their poop reflex, too! So owners often soak their dragons in the tub to have them poop before letting them roam.

[โ€“] Retrograde 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Can you train them to poop in specific areas or is it just a crap shoot?

Edit: I'm far more interested in your lizard than the dude on your lawn lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I personally prefer interesting creatures over vehicular trespassing, so it's understandable.

Bearded dragons typically only poop every few days or even once a week! So it's not like a daily thing, unless there's something going on with their health or they've drank/eaten more than usual (they WILL try to eat as many insects as possible, if given the opportunity!). Plus, it's not like a dog-sized poop or anything, but it is pretty loose and nasty, admittedly.

They can't really be trained to poop in specific places, which is why a lot of owners use the bathtub method. Just fill up the tub/container a bit with warm water (usually it's enough so that they are submerged up to the base of their tail), put your dragon in, and within a few seconds to minutes, you have a freshly emptied dragon! Just drain/dump the poopy water, and you don't have to worry about poop on your floors, blankets, yourself, etc.!

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bill their insurance for your lilies. Driving is a privilege and drivers should take responsibility for their mistakes while driving.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Considering the damage they did to the other car involved (you can see their trunk popped open behind the wannabe monster truck), I'm sure they'll be paying in some way or another. They're certainly not getting away with it without significant consequences!

I just had some grass & a few flowers torn up, so I'm very fortunate. Not looking to weaponize the system against them. Just want the folks who suffered the actual damages to get paid. Hopefully this teaches the distracted driver a valuable lesson!

[โ€“] SpaceNoodle 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He just wanted to check out your lizard

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There are better ways to do it that don't involve a phone call to the police, I assure you!

[โ€“] SpaceNoodle 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It is important that the cops also know about this cool lizard I found

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

911 look at this dude ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] Dicska 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Everybody is talking about the lizard but what about the dough (clay?) with the lamp directed at it??

EDIT: nevermind, I'm an idiot. I had no idea it was a flat rock.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's a flat rock used for basking! It's supposed to be a bit more off-center from the heat lamp so that it doesn't get too hot, but he loves to flatten out/pancake on a warm rock.

[โ€“] Retrograde 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Awe :) you're a good lizard owner. Just look at him looking up at you, like "is it okay to bask right now?"

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

that's for the lizard? xD

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Lizards are cold blooded so they typically warm themselves in the sun on some heated up rocks.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Was that driver under influence? Nevertheless, interesting photo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They were definitely on grass.

[โ€“] Wild_Mastic 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Get out of here. Also, take my upvote while you're leaving. (Nice pun i really appreciated it)

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

(I'm glad you did, because I hated it, haha.)

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Texting and driving, I think. Please do not check/use your phone while driving!

I believe they ran a stop sign, hit someone else, & proceeded to drive frantically up the curb. I'm very fortunate they stopped short of my home!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I regard being on the phone while driving, as practically being "under influence". I mean there are some surprisingly similar symptoms...

And indeed, a good thing they stopped before hitting your place.

[โ€“] froh42 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Speaking for a friend, they crashed the Mini Clubman S I love... sorry, THEY loved very much because of a WhatsApp that just arrived. Some one five cars ahead or so had to slam their brakes - eyes on the street would have made the reaction time "just enough" but even looking away for one second caused the crash.

Learn from my err friend, don't look at your phone while driving, even for a very short time.

Damage on the Mini was more than its worth at the time. No one was injured, but even what looks like a small fender bender can quickly get very expensive nowadays.

[โ€“] Coreidan 4 points 3 days ago

Time to set up some boulders to protect your house from idiots like this

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Glad your scaly friend is OK!

Am I the only one who sees an alien trapped in your curtains?!

I looked quickly and that's what the pattern looks like with the way your curtains fall ๐Ÿ˜…

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's one little chunky boy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

He puffed up at all the commotion! Gotta look big and scary at the big noise.

[โ€“] VelvetStorm 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Loving all that natural light and those plants! Hey, quick BD question. Has yours ever pooped on its own back? My now deceased dragon, once pooped on his own back, and I have no idea how, but I've heard from others that they are messy poopers.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

At first I read cat and I spent a few minutes looking for the kitty

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Meow am cat gib food pls x

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I love your cat

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

That's what the trees were for! But yeah, someone managed to dodge all that.

If this was a typical thing, I probably would, but I'm not too worried about repeat instances. I also am fortunate to have a crawlspace under my home, so they'd be hitting the bricks & rebar before they get to my windows.

However, with those larger stupid trucks I often see, neither a boulder nor a brick barrier would matter much.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I try to leave nature in the wild where it belongs. ๐Ÿ™

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