this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2024
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Some eye bleach to help you recover from this atrocity.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Thank you for your service.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

God bless you

[–] orangeNgreen 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] alquicksilver 9 points 1 week ago

This makes me rethink my stance on capital punishment. The picture made me actually shudder.

[–] voracitude 26 points 1 week ago

I don't always quote the Bible for relevance, but when I do it's Jeremiah 48:26:

Make him drunk, for he has become arrogant toward the Lord; so Moab will wallow in his vomit, and he also will become a laughingstock.

[–] UndulyUnruly 17 points 1 week ago

No parole board will have mercy. May Louis Maillard himself rise and aim down the sight to avenge this vexatious fiasco.

[–] LifeOfChance 15 points 1 week ago

I won't even step in the way if any vegans wanna step in here. Do what you gotta. It's 100% justifiable

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Way to make that cow die in vain.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the kind of they should send people to prison for

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh don't worry, they'll serve their sentence on the shitter

[–] spongebue 7 points 1 week ago

The steak. The steak said you couldn't do that. I mean, look at it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

What did Maillard do to you that you avoided it so hard?

[–] Soku 3 points 1 week ago

Is that "steak" served with half a raw onion?

[–] humorlessrepost 3 points 1 week ago

Sous vide before searing

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 2 points 1 week ago

That looks more like it was dipped in boiling water for a few seconds. I don’t even know if a microwave could even make it that pasty looking.

[–] UltraMagnus0001 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Almost as bad as eating pizza with a knife and fork

[–] Crashumbc 1 points 1 week ago

I had a friend that used chopsticks

[–] Thcdenton 0 points 1 week ago

Hey you try eating the combo abomination my dad always orders without one.