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Walk like an Egyptian (1986)

Estonian word for clerk or attorney or secretary, someone who deals with stuff

Can't spell "advertisements" without semen between tits

I believe it's heavily dependent on your body shape what rise feels comfortable for you. Don't know how you are shaped but I have been sausage-shaped for years, my boob, waist and hip circumference virtually the same. There was a narrower spot just about below the ribs so the most comfortable tights and leggings cover my navel. There was a case where my tights got swapped with my shorter friend's ones and I had to make a walk of shame with a hangover (self inflicted, no regrets) in tights that no matter how high I hiked them, went fthumph after every five steps and rolled themselves around my crotch...

Now that menopause is basically here and my body fat is scooching from back to front, I've obtained lovely apple shape with waist bigger than hips. I got a pair of very stretchy footless tights where I can basically pull the edge up to my bra. Ultimate comfort, no rolling, no slipping, smooth like a seal.

I guess if you have low hips then low rise feels much more comfortable and high rise starts rolling whereas high hips need to be covered higher to anchor the waist behind something.

No, that's a mole

Mlem

I seem to have an extended version of this, it's entertained me for years

Was that commute in solitude in your car or, like, public transport?

Are they all named Charlotte?

And you could ask back "mis see minu perset nokib?" what translates to "why would it peck my ass?"

Ooh, cool

I have Spanish friends and Portuguese friends. Some of them eat 12 grapes, some eat 12 raisins. I can never remember which is which