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[–] ummthatguy 188 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Huh, a PG-13 Oglaf comic. How rare.

[–] gibmiser 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I mean, really with sucking heads it is quite the surprise

[–] samus12345 24 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

They took this from a facebook RPG memes that its been trying to get me to look at. Saw it on my feed today.

[–] Stovetop 89 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I suppose this scenario is actually somewhat reassuring, because the guy who killed 12 people deserves whatever misfortune falls upon him. You wouldn't have to feel bad stealing his knowledge and memories, and could also go to the local guards to turn him in with the knowledge you've obtained.

Though good luck sleeping at night with the knowledge of what it felt like to murder 12 people with your own hands and see the life fade from their eyes.

[–] samus12345 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The way he reacted makes me think that not just the memory that he killed people was taken, but the desire to as well. Otherwise you think he'd be more like "I don't remember doing this, but cool!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We don't know the reason he killed 12 people.

Could be those are 12 nobles he robbed, or 12 previous sexual partners he murdered due to a fetish

Really any number of reasons to kill and keep 12 bodies

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It is Oglaf, he is fucking the corpses.

[–] samus12345 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Traditionally you bury or make the bodies not visible in some way unless you have some desire to see them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could just be really shit at hiding them, like that guy who basically dissolved people and left their bones where they could be easily found

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Turn the bones into bone meal, use it to grow stuff

Writing this just made farmers sound even scarier especially ones in rural areas far enough away from towns

Farmers could just feed the victims to hungry pigs and then turn the teeth and bones into bone meal

You'd never know if you where buying produce grown in part with human based bonemeal

[–] PugJesus 2 points 1 week ago

Farmers could just feed the victims to hungry pigs and then turn the teeth and bones into bone meal

Six pieces...

[–] Anticorp 18 points 1 week ago

That's your karmic payment.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's an interesting philosophical debate there. What good does imprison a guy who have no recollection of doing the crime, or the circumstances around them? Can be argued that the person who committed the crime and this guy finding the bodies are two different people who share the same body.

[–] Protoknuckles 3 points 1 week ago

I think there was a book about this. Someone had a multiple lifetime sentence, so they kept cloning him to put him in jail.

[–] dejected_warp_core 11 points 1 week ago

I'd go looking for another mindflayer offering "spotless mind" services and pay to have those memories removed. Assuming they can be trusted, of course. The hard part being that they're still mindflayers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Fantasy Dexter. Actually loves murder, but instead just gets their kicks vicariously by stealing the memories of murderers

[–] xantoxis 30 points 1 week ago

Legitimately one of my favorite oglaf's of all time

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The twelve people were carpentry whistleblowers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't understand, why is it brought up that she killed the people

[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The carpenter killed them, and forgot he did it with the transfer. Really, I think the woman shouldn't consider it her crimes but I guess some confusion is understandable under the circumstances.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah that makes sense, my hang up was I assumed the mind flayer just transfered skills in woodworking and not memories

[–] samus12345 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You get what you pay for, and that’s not much here.

[–] samus12345 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good point, he did say it was a "tiny fee."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seems the way the memory transfer works is that it makes it seem like YOUR memories. Not something that was delivered to you

[–] xantoxis 6 points 1 week ago

What makes this one so perfect for me is that that piece is left unsaid by the comic. The joke exists almost entirely in the fact that the man is surprised; and that his surprise is genuine, as there's nobody else in that basement to hear him say that.