RPGMemes

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16827366

I particularly enjoy the Himedere approach, but only because it makes their victory at the end that much more satisfying if I do it right.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16725859

Rule

Alt text: a text post that reads: Work in retail long enough, and you'll eventually realize the rules for dealing with Customers are exactly the same as dealing with the Fae:

• Avoid eye contact.
• Never reveal your full name.
• Accept nothing They offer you.
• Never verbally agree or disagree with anything They might happen to say.
• To apologize is to acknowledge a debt owed.
• Under no circumstances are you ever to thank Them.
• Remember that They are incapable of reading signs in human languages.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16752399

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2757154

tag thyself

just hanging out in Kḧzk, exporting my precious ores

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16361467

Flawless logic

Both of the guards have a handle. If the guard that always lies pulls his handle, then the minecart will divert to the second track. If both guards pull their handle, the prisoners will be released. One of the handles is covered by a wooden box, where half of the wooden planks of the original box have been replaced by new ones cut from a tree that fell when nobody was around. If guard A is taller than guard B, are we getting paid for this quest?

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