this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2024
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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Terrible lighting makes them all look like their eyes are black orbs

[–] Alteon 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you not met Dark Brandon?

[–] Leg 1 points 1 week ago

I've been calling him Darth Brandon.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] return2ozma 10 points 1 week ago

Biden Campaign Taps A-List Roster for Star-Studded Hollywood Fundraiser: Inside the Operation

https://people.com/biden-campaign-los-angeles-fundraiser-clooney-roberts-kimmel-obama-8662683

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have no idea who that guy is. Should any of us know?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Not really, he's a late night comedian

[–] robocall 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's a terrible picture of president Biden

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

That's a terrible picture for all three, there's way too much light

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah get a pro photographer to take the shot wtf.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Is that a Kimmel selfie?

[–] return2ozma 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] MeatsOfRage 15 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

They should make this his official presidential portrait

[–] aeronmelon 9 points 1 week ago

"The lights, they burn."

[–] unreachable 6 points 1 week ago

so white, very shiny

[–] Maalus -3 points 1 week ago

What too much plastic surgery does to a dude

[–] hesusingthespiritbomb 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I feel like there's a decent chunk of comedians who base their platform off progressive politics because that helps distract people from the fact they aren't really funny.

Jimmy Kimmel is like their patron saint. Not only has he elevated his career beyond his talent level, but he managed to completely avoid getting canceled for all that racist and sexist shit he did on The Man Show. Like even if you can excuse most of it as a product of the time, straight up blackface wasn't considered politically correct in the 2000s either.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] hesusingthespiritbomb 3 points 6 days ago

Honestly if he was just like "yeah I was a complete asshole 20 years ago. I apologize" I wouldn't hold it against him. I believe in the capacity for people to change.

However when asked about the Man Show he claimed it was supposed to be intricate satire, the fact that the audience genuinely liked it disgusted him, and he hated every second of it.

Kimmel was the creator, producer, and head writer. He could have easily changed the format if he truly despised it. Or just got rid of the part where he had scantily clad women dance on trampolines.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, never was a fan of Kimmel. He isn't funny and his political ideas suck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I disagree, I think Kimmel is awesome.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Great way to trigger the magnuts. They already think Obama is running the country anyway.

[–] Anticorp 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who gives a fuck? Stop caring what a bunch of idiots think, especially when they're going to be angry anyways.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

No its funny. Plus whatever gets under their skin. Its like punching a Seventh Day Adventist knowing damned well they cant do anything or theyll get excommunicated or whatever they call it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

They should have put a hat on him with just the number 47 on it.

[–] eran_morad 2 points 1 week ago
[–] riodoro1 9 points 1 week ago

I think he needs voters for that but maybe I don’t understand US politics.