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this is revenge for getting pants shid then unshidding pants with a spell off goog’s 3rd page of SEO results that sucked the shid back up like a vacuum cleaner (shout out to @[email protected] https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/9197794 for finding the spell)

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

May i ask you how you did that? I woke up to this little bastard meowing on my front door; i dont have cats, neither my neighbours.

Fuck this i'm adopting this little fucker. Also best i can cast in return is uni exam.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Magic! Congrats on your new bff!

After studying the tomes, if the kitty is young give it an occasional bath (can be just water) so you can bathe it later if it ends up needing it! Also cast a protection charm (wash your hands) after cleaning the litter box to deflect the toxo spell

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm going to try but the biggest problem is that i'm allergic to cats... Thanks for the advice

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ve heard of a ~5 year ritual spell (treatment called allergy shots) for allergies that’s permanent when it’s done, sounds too good to be true but apparently is real. If you have access to clerics (health care) or live in a country with public clerics, check your local hospitaller station!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh sweet thanks for the tip m8

[–] Zehzin 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cat wizard casts charm person

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

is that what you people call the furryfication spell?

[–] Zehzin 9 points 2 weeks ago

Nah that's Widogast's Transmogrification

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago
It's super effective!
[–] TropicalDingdong 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

you will find toxoplasmosis is not so cute when you have an irresistible urge to want more cats, wizard wars bitches!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Instructions unclear. I am now a cat.

[–] TropicalDingdong 6 points 2 weeks ago

Instructions unclear. I now have 13 cats.

[–] FoxyGrandpa 7 points 2 weeks ago